Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening dear....I'm now logged in."
Wife: Have you brought the groceries?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you in the morning
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband : Variable not found . . .
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband : Too many parameters . . .
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband : It's by Default.
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1 bar ma bemar hoa
1 dost ne mujhe hospital jane ka kaha
Main hospital chla gia
Wahan 2 drwazay thy
1pr”Khas bemari” or 1
pr”Mamuli bemari” likha tha
Mujhe mamuli bemari thi is liye main mamuli bemari wale kmray mai chla gia
Whan b 2 drwazay the1
pr”Khas Admi” or 1
pr Aam Admi likha tha
Mai gahrib admi hn is liye aam admi wale drwazay se under chla gia
Under gia to ye dekh kr ghbra gia k mai hospital se bahar tha.!
Geo Pakistan;