Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Sardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call".



Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.




Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.



Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay



Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Sardar: We lost the duplicate key!!




Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...! !!




Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

hahahahah, funy joks na. kabi kabi hasi mazk ho na chahea na, seaht k leaacha hota hy.friend do contribute such like joks.

Regards

Ek function me haume ek aurath ne poocha..
Kaise ho ..Shaadi shuda ho ? Baal bachche waale ho??
Humne kahan; shaadi nahi shude hai hum...bachche nahi baal wale hai hum...!!

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother,

"Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

The child thought about this for a moment, then said,

"So why is the groom wearing black?"

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Jo ALLAH karay c .. o sohna karay c
jab bhi kaam aaya mera PARVARIGAAR kaam aaya

sardar: aapaa ty hr roz kukkar nal roti khai di aa.
dost: is mehngai wich kiven?
sardar:ik burki aap khai di aa, ty ik kukkar nu paai di aa.

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Defeat is not when you fall down, it is when you refuse to get up. So keep getting up when you have a fall.

Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening dear....I'm now logged in."

Wife: Have you brought the groceries?

Husband : Bad command or filename.

Wife: But I told you in the morning

Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?

Wife: What about my new TV?

Husband : Variable not found . . .

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied

Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband : Too many parameters . . .

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband : Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.

Husband : It's by Default.

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1 bar ma bemar hoa

1 dost ne mujhe hospital jane ka kaha

Main hospital chla gia

Wahan 2 drwazay thy

1pr”Khas bemari” or 1 pr”Mamuli bemari” likha tha

Mujhe mamuli bemari thi is liye main mamuli bemari wale kmray mai chla gia

Whan b 2 drwazay the1 pr”Khas Admi” or 1 pr Aam Admi likha tha

Mai gahrib admi hn is liye aam admi wale drwazay se under chla gia

Under gia to ye dekh kr ghbra gia k mai hospital se bahar tha.!

Geo Pakistan;

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Always do what you are afraid to do
Saqib Riaz(TIPO KHAN)

Sardar ky ghar chor aagya sardar ny dekha to chor bhaga sardar bhi bhaga aur bhagta bhagta chor sy bhi agay nikal gya... Sardar "aik ty chori utto saday naal resaan."

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Defeat is not when you fall down, it is when you refuse to get up. So keep getting up when you have a fall.

Nowadays, film actress Meera is surrounded by media and number of questions and answer from her...




in one interview.....

Interviewer :- Meera Ji, kaya aap abi tk kanwari hain

Meera :- Nahi Ji...mai abhi tk "unmarried' hoon

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Hai ghanimat kay israr-e-hasti sai hum
Bay khabr aaie hain, bay khabr jaien gain
Q A

Sardarji was searching for a job but received no calls from India. He did however receive a letter from a foreign company.

'Oye!', he said, 'This is the first time I've applied and Ive got the job... lets celebrate... get the daaru!'

'So how much salary is it sardarji and tell us more about the job!', his friends ask him.

'English main letter aayeaa hai, main tuhanu translate kar ke sunana haaan .. tau suno kya likhya hai..'

- You Do not meet - tum to milte hi nahin ho... bahut busy ho!

- our requirements - Humhe to bahut zarooorat hai.

- no further correspondence - Aage chitthi patri di jarurat nahin hai, jaise bhi ho jaldi se aa jao

- will be entertained - Bahut khatir ki jayegi!'

Balle! Balle!

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Defeat is not when you fall down, it is when you refuse to get up. So keep getting up when you have a fall.

Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

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Always do what you are afraid to do
Saqib Riaz(TIPO KHAN)

Dentist to man:ap ka dant nikalna pary ga.
Man:whats the fee?
Dentist:200
Man:yeh lo 50.thora sa DHEELA kr do, nikal main khud loon ga.

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Defeat is not when you fall down, it is when you refuse to get up. So keep getting up when you have a fall.

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Hai ghanimat kay israr-e-hasti sai hum
Bay khabr aaie hain, bay khabr jaien gain
Q A