Sardarji was searching for a job but received no calls from India. He did however receive a letter from a foreign company.

'Oye!', he said, 'This is the first time I've applied and Ive got the job... lets celebrate... get the daaru!'

'So how much salary is it sardarji and tell us more about the job!', his friends ask him.

'English main letter aayeaa hai, main tuhanu translate kar ke sunana haaan .. tau suno kya likhya hai..'

- You Do not meet - tum to milte hi nahin ho... bahut busy ho!

- our requirements - Humhe to bahut zarooorat hai.

- no further correspondence - Aage chitthi patri di jarurat nahin hai, jaise bhi ho jaldi se aa jao

- will be entertained - Bahut khatir ki jayegi!'

Balle! Balle!

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