2 students raat ko studies kar rahay thay.
1st: "whats the time?"
2nd ne ek pathar utha kar samnay walay ghar per mara. ek aurat nikli aur boli: "kambakht maro! ab to so jao, rat k 3 bajay hain."
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Teacher: "Who is the male of Duck?"
Student: "Frog"
Teacher: "How?"
Student: "Because Frog is MANDUCK:"
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Teacher: "wo konsa Jaandar hay jo Anday bhi deta hay aur doodh bhi:"
Student: "Dukaandar"
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There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.