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Old Tuesday, December 07, 2010
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Friend: "Tumharay abbu kitnay saal kay hain?"
Sardar: "jitnay saal ka mein hun."
Friend: "Wo kaisay?"
Sardar: "O yar, jis din mein paida hua usi din to wo abbu banay thay."
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ek chooha taang pe taang rakh k betha hua tha.
Sher aya, choohay ko salam kia or beth gya. Phir hathi aya, salam kia or beth gyaa. cheunti nay sher say poocha: "ap to jungle ka badshah hain to ap choohay k samnay esay kiun bethay hain?"
Sher: "aahista bolo, Sugar Mill ka malik hay:"
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ek admi ne FM Radio pe call ki or kaha: "Mujhe ek wallet mila hay jis mein bohat saray paisay, NIC card hay. Address A/312 Gulshan-e-Iqbal ka hay."
Host: " to ap unhain wallet wapas dena chahtay hain?"
Admi: " hehehe, nahi g. usay meri taraf say Sad Song dedicate krdo."
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fight between teeth n tongue:

teeth: hum ne thora sa dabana hy aur teri cheenk nikal jani hy.....

tongue: me te thori se bakwas krni hy aur tum 32 k 32 bahir hogay........
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2 students raat ko studies kar rahay thay.
1st: "whats the time?"
2nd ne ek pathar utha kar samnay walay ghar per mara. ek aurat nikli aur boli: "kambakht maro! ab to so jao, rat k 3 bajay hain."
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Teacher: "Who is the male of Duck?"
Student: "Frog"
Teacher: "How?"
Student: "Because Frog is MANDUCK:"
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Teacher: "wo konsa Jaandar hay jo Anday bhi deta hay aur doodh bhi:"
Student: "Dukaandar"
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Aik admi roz subah kitchen mein ja kr sugar ka diba check karta tha to kisi ne us poocha ke aisa kiyon karty ho to woh bola
yaar Doctor ne kaha hy ke roz apni sugar check kiya karo
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1 terrorist ne ek burhi (old) aurat k pas bomb rakh dia.
log chillaye: "amma bomb hay! amma bomb hay!"
Aurat(sharma k): "bomb to ab huyi hun, Jawani mein patakha thi patakha:"
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1 sharabi Daru se tang aa gaya. 3 bottles ye keh k tor din.
pehli: "teri waja se meri nokri chali gayi:"
dusri: "teri waja say mera ghar tabah ho gaya:"
teesri: "teri waja say mujhe meri bivi chhor k chali gayi:"
4th uthayi to wo bhari huyi thi. usay rakh k bola:
"Tu side pay ho ja, tera koi qasoor nahi."
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1 paindu ka khota gum ho gaya. wo dhoond dhoond kar tang aa gya to ek darakht per ja betha. Darakht k neechay ek larki or ek larka a kar beth gaye. larka romantic mood mein bola: "tumhari ankhain itni khubsurat hain k mujhe in mein sara jahan nazar ata hay."
paindu foran bola: " yar mera khota tay check kar kithay way:"
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When there is a long gap between "engagement" and "marriage", who is most benefitted?
Boy?
No!
Girl?
No!
Its the Mobile Company
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ek bacha park mein bench pe betha ek k bad ek toffee kha raha thay. pas betha 1 admi bola: "jo zyada meetha khatay hain wo jald mar jatay hain."
Bacha: "apko maloom hay mere dada ki age 106 years thi."
Admi: "wo meetha kam khatay hon gay."
Bacha: "nahi! wo apnay kaam say kaam rakhtay thay."
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ek sardar g train k driver ban gaye. pehli hi baar train 8 hours late ho gayi, bhala q?
sardar g har phatak per train rok k poochtay: "bhai g, lahore nu ehi line jandi ay?"
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Father: "meray 4 bachay hain: 3 ne MBA kia hay, 1 chor (thief) hay."
Friend: "jo chorian krta hay us ko ghar se nikaltay q nahi?"
Father: "ek wohi to kama kar lata hay."
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1. India mein 95% log doodh nahi pitay.
2. UK mein aj tak twins paida nahi huye.
3. Nepal mein tiger insanon k sath sotay hain.
4. Saanp ko agr hawa mein phainka jaye to wo 10 mint tak ur sakta hay.
5. Zebra ka Dil nahi hota.
6. Monkey chines zuban samajh sakta hay.
7. ye sab jhooot hay, ghor say parhnay ka shukriaa
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A man came home late at night from party.
His wife shouted: "How would you feel if you dont see me for 2 days?"
The Man could not believe his luck. He replied at once: "That would be great."
Monday passed and he did not see her.
Tuesday and wednesday passed too.
On Thursday, his swelling became better and now he could see her from the corner of his left eye.
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Ek Din Mein na Dil sa pocha "Waadon" aur "Yaadon" mein kia farq farq hai?

Jawab Mila

Chawl...

Mera kaam blood supply karna hai, Eho jayyan gallan FARAZ kolo pouchya karo
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5 friends lived in a room.

mad,
brain,
fool,
nobody,
&
somebody.

one day somebody killed Nobody.

At that time Brain was in
Bathroom.

Mad called police.

Mad: Hello police! Somebody has
Killed Nobody.

POliceman: R u Mad?

Mad: yes I am mad

ploiceman: Don't u have brain?

Mad: Yes actually Brain is in
bathroom

policeman: you fool?

Mad:No sir i am mad. :P
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Boy:
Boys are intelligent than girls.

Girl:
Any proof?

Boy:
You always say intelliGENTS but u never say intelliLADIES.

Great People
Great Thoughts
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agar COW KO keela khila ke

achi tarah hilaya jaye
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TU MILK SHAKE NIklee ga YA NAHI ?
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