When there is a long gap between "engagement" and "marriage", who is most benefitted?
Boy?
No!
Girl?
No!
Its the Mobile Company
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High Level Insult
ek bacha park mein bench pe betha ek k bad ek toffee kha raha thay. pas betha 1 admi bola: "jo zyada meetha khatay hain wo jald mar jatay hain."
Bacha: "apko maloom hay mere dada ki age 106 years thi."
Admi: "wo meetha kam khatay hon gay."
Bacha: "nahi! wo apnay kaam say kaam rakhtay thay."
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ek sardar g train k driver ban gaye. pehli hi baar train 8 hours late ho gayi, bhala q?
sardar g har phatak per train rok k poochtay: "bhai g, lahore nu ehi line jandi ay?"
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Father: "meray 4 bachay hain: 3 ne MBA kia hay, 1 chor (thief) hay."
Friend: "jo chorian krta hay us ko ghar se nikaltay q nahi?"
Father: "ek wohi to kama kar lata hay."
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07 amazing facts
1. India mein 95% log doodh nahi pitay.
2. UK mein aj tak twins paida nahi huye.
3. Nepal mein tiger insanon k sath sotay hain.
4. Saanp ko agr hawa mein phainka jaye to wo 10 mint tak ur sakta hay.
5. Zebra ka Dil nahi hota.
6. Monkey chines zuban samajh sakta hay.
7. ye sab jhooot hay, ghor say parhnay ka shukriaa
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A man came home late at night from party.
His wife shouted: "How would you feel if you dont see me for 2 days?"
The Man could not believe his luck. He replied at once: "That would be great."
Monday passed and he did not see her.
Tuesday and wednesday passed too.
On Thursday, his swelling became better and now he could see her from the corner of his left eye.

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There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.