Height of surprise:
Girl: "today is my birthday, what r u gifting me?"
Boy: " can u see that PINK CAR on the right side of the road?"
Girl: " Yah Yah."
Boy: " Im gifting u Hairpins of that same colour."
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Ek Sardar k ghar Gas ka bill Rs.50000/- aa gaya. Wo suigas office gaya aur officer say bola "Tum log mujhe ye batao k kia Jahannum ka Pipe meray ghar se ja raha hay?"
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Interviewer: " If the earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?"
Candidate: "we will get our salary everyday."
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Puttar: "Abba g! mera parhayi vich jee nai lagda, mera viah kardo."
Abba: " Puttar teri marzi, Ya Inj rul, ya Unj rul."
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There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.