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Wednesday, December 22, 2010
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ko meri kon C adaat buri lagti hai? Agar Reply keeta tay teri khair nai   
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No Candle loses its light while lighting another candle, So never stop Sharing, Caring & Helping others, because it makes your life more meaningful. |
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#792
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
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3 Guys Name
What, Why, When Were Talking What:Why What R U Doing? Why:I Dont Know What Are You Doing. What:Why? Why:Why R U Caling Me? What? What:Now Why Did U Cal Me? Why:What! When Did I Cal U? When:What Is Ur Problem Why R U Callin Me? Why:What? Did I Cal U? When? What & When: What When:Why R U Caling Urself? Why id I Cal Myself, When?When:What? What:Why Did U Cal Me? Dont Ask When? Why & When: What. ;-> kiyon hogaya na dimag kharab =P ------------------------------ Likhy Jo Khat Tujhy Wo Teri Yaad Me Wo Sare Padh Liye Papa Ne Raat Me ... Sawera Jab Hua Tou Jootey Parr Gaye Wo Raadhe Wale Baal Ghajni Me Badla Gaye =P =D ------------------------------ 1 SHAKS Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Jan Se Mar Dia. Logo Ne Pucha K Q Mara ? Wo Bola: Yra Me Jissy B Puchta K Fon Pe Kis Se Baat Kr Rha Hy,Khta. Tmhare Bhabhi Se.. ;-> ------------------------------ In 2025 Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De.. Boy :- Ye Lay Meri "MBA" Ki Degree Rakh Le.. Bhikhari :- Nahi Chahiye Tujhe Chahiye To Meri "CA" Ki degree Rakh Le...
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#793
Thursday, December 23, 2010
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08 secrets of success u can find in ur room:
1. Roof says: "Aim high." 2. Fan says: " Be cool." 3. Clock says: "every minute is precious." 4. Mirror says: "Reflect before u act." 5. Window says: "See the world." 6. Calendar says: "Be update." 7. Door says: "Dont miss the opportunity." 8. Bed says: "sab bakwas hay, blanket orh or so ja."  _____________________ Sardar office ja raha tha. Bivi pyar se bolo: "See u in the evening." Sardar (ghusse se) : "Dhamki kinu diti, mein v waikh leyan ga tenu sham nu."  __________________ Aqalmand aur samajhdar admi jab bhi koi khas aur eham faisla karta hay to apni aankhain band karta hay, bohat sochta hay, apnay dil ki sunta hay, apnay damagh ko use karta hay aur aakhir mein wohi karta hay jo............................uski bivi kehti hay  _____________________ Two Men talking to each other. 1st: "I am getting married because im tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry." 2nd: "Strage! Im taking divorce for the same reasons."  _______________________
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#794
Saturday, December 25, 2010
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"SILENCE",is the best Answer for all questions...
"SMILE",is the best Reaction in all situations..... Unfortunately,BOTH never Help in Viva,Review and Interview 
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#795
Sunday, December 26, 2010
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ek paindu larki ki shadi ik UK Return aadmi se ho gayi.
1 din uska husband khana khatay huye galay mein nivala phansne ki waja say mar gaya. larki uski maut per matam kar rahi thi "haye pani v nahi magya, bas water water karda si."  _____________________
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#796
Friday, December 31, 2010
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Hard Working logon k liye bad news:
2011 mein 1st May 14 August 25 December Sunday ko hein aur karo happy new Year 2011 "Har Chutti pa Nazar"
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No Candle loses its light while lighting another candle, So never stop Sharing, Caring & Helping others, because it makes your life more meaningful. |
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#797
Saturday, January 01, 2011
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Height of surprise:
Girl: "today is my birthday, what r u gifting me?" Boy: " can u see that PINK CAR on the right side of the road?" Girl: " Yah Yah." Boy: " Im gifting u Hairpins of that same colour." ____________ Ek Sardar k ghar Gas ka bill Rs.50000/- aa gaya. Wo suigas office gaya aur officer say bola "Tum log mujhe ye batao k kia Jahannum ka Pipe meray ghar se ja raha hay?" ____________ Interviewer: " If the earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" Candidate: "we will get our salary everyday." ____________ Puttar: "Abba g! mera parhayi vich jee nai lagda, mera viah kardo." Abba: " Puttar teri marzi, Ya Inj rul, ya Unj rul." ____________
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There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. |
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#799
Tuesday, January 04, 2011
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aik clerk ne daftar telephone kar ke apne officer ko bataya,
“sir main aik hafte tak office nahi aa sakon ga. pechli shaam meri bewi tang tur bethi hay, officer guse se is se aap hafte bhar tak daftar kune nahi aa sakte, tu clark ne jawab diya,aap samjhe nahi sir is ne jo tang turi hay woh meri hi to hay.....
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Kami kis shae ki hai tere khazaane me mere Allah Jhukaa ke sar jo maangun teri rehmat mil hi jaaegi... |
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#800
Monday, January 10, 2011
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This mouse is one cat of donkey the best monkey way to cockroach make you rat smile!!
Confused? Now read it again leaving your nick names 
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No Candle loses its light while lighting another candle, So never stop Sharing, Caring & Helping others, because it makes your life more meaningful. |
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