once,bush,wajpai and musharaf were setting together,,,,every one was prefering his country and people 2 others,,,,,BUSH said,,,,"we are so advance that we have even touched the sky"....musharaf said,,,,,,oh!exact sky?....bush replied,,,,NO! not exact sky but 1inch below....!
then wajpai said "we are so advane that we have touched even the base of earth"...musharaf said"oh!exact base?"....he replied..."no, not exact base but 1 inch above,,,,,"
after that musharaf said"we are so advance that we use to eat and drink by our noses",,,bush said"oh!exact nose?",,,,,musharaf replied,,,,"NO! not exact,,,butttt,,1inch below