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Old Wednesday, November 08, 2006
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Talking The Clever Musharaf!

once,bush,wajpai and musharaf were setting together,,,,every one was prefering his country and people 2 others,,,,,BUSH said,,,,"we are so advance that we have even touched the sky"....musharaf said,,,,,,oh!exact sky?....bush replied,,,,NO! not exact sky but 1inch below....!
then wajpai said "we are so advane that we have touched even the base of earth"...musharaf said"oh!exact base?"....he replied..."no, not exact base but 1 inch above,,,,,"
after that musharaf said"we are so advance that we use to eat and drink by our noses",,,bush said"oh!exact nose?",,,,,musharaf replied,,,,"NO! not exact,,,butttt,,1inch below
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Shaukat aziz and poor thari People

Pervaiz mushraf ne faisla kiya ke ab shaukat aziz ko prime minister banaoon ga . uss ne jamali se resign karwakar aziz se kaha ab election laro. Usse agencies ne tharr seat ke liye kharra kiya . Aik dafa woh tharr mein jalsa karne aai to loggon ne pani pani karne lagae. Shaukat aziz ne arbab rahim se pocha ye log pani pani kiyu kar rahe hein?. Arbab ne kaha .."sarkar ye log tharr ke ghareeb hein woh yeha se kissi kuwwe ye jauharr ka pani ppekar guzara karte hein lekin iss bar qaht ki waja se woh pani bhi khatam hogaya hey iss liye pani ke liye chala rahe hein. To hamare shaukat aziz sahib bole .. "Inn se kaho ab mineral water piye Hum nestle waloon se keh kar in ko subsidy deenge.".
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Eik Dafa Ayub sahab Khitaab kar rahey thay....Jalsey mai sey eik Banda utha Aur Ayub zinda baad key narey laganey laga...Kafi dair wo bohat zoor sey naarey Lagata raha yahan tak key uss ka Gaala Bhait geya....Ayub sahab jaldi sey booley Tumhara Gaala Bhait geya hai abh Tum bhi Bhait jauo..

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