"Panjab News" gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade
gaadi ka wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ke shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ke gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.
correspondent : Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.
Sardar: oye nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par char gaya.
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ONCE SARDARJEE FRIEND SEES BANDAGE ONHIS LEFT HAND .HE ASKED OTHER SARDARJEE HOW THAT?SARDAR OF BANDAGE TOLD THAT HIS HAND WAS IN MACHINE.OTHER SAID THANK God urs only left hand was inmachine.if there right hand was inmachine then how would u do work?ist sardarjee told that was all my wisdom.other asked what wisdome.ist one said actually my righthand was in machine but thinking same thing i took out my right hand from machine and inserted left hand in machine

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