A Fairy Tale for the Assertive Woman


For women everywhere........

Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted lake
in a verdant meadow
near her castle.

The frog hopped into the Princess' lap
and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome Prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young Prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and you can setup housekeeping in our castle
with my Mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy
doing so ."

That night,
on a repast of lightly fried frog legs
seasoned in a juice...of pine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled to herself and thought:
YOUR GODDAMN LOSS"!!!!!!!!!

__________________
No one is listening,until you make a mistake !!