"Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I thought that I could love no other, Until, that is, I met your brother.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot, This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel, your sweet embrace, But don't take that paper bag, off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my friend,o my life, loving you, has screwed up my life.

I see your face, when I am dreaming, That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away, What have you stepped in, to smell this way.

My feelings for you, no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime".

I was hoping the words would just fall into place
Leaving us with the truth, no time to waste
But the more I thought the worst it got
You’ve screwed me up, like it or not

My memories of you are dark and grey
But these thoughts will always stay
The feeling of pain you gave me is here
I know you’re sorry but I’m still full of fear

I was pleading that time would make things right
That maybe this feeling will be gone tonight
But as time went on the truth revealed
It’s you who hurt me, I haven’t healed.



Regards,

BUSHaRRaF

"Lord, before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man, who's not a creep;
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's face is cute and long.

One who thinks before he speaks,
When makes a promise, won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Waits on me and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll love me for my mind,
Knows just what to say when i'm lagging behind!

One who reminds me he cares until my mind's twitchin',
In the hall, the garage, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to steal my best friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead". Amen

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No one is listening,until you make a mistake !!

But you know what? It has to be an angel... and since the prayer begins close to death(as quoted above), you'll get that sort of a person, except that he won't be human, he'll be the Angel of Death...




This was my immediate response: "HAHAHAA!! you wish!"
Reason: Men are BORN to be Men, they got better things to do than to serve women.


No offense. (Though I'm sure you're ACTUALLY ANGERED NOW!)


Regards,

BUSHaRRaF

A Fairy Tale for the Assertive Woman


For women everywhere........

Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted lake
in a verdant meadow
near her castle.

The frog hopped into the Princess' lap
and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome Prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young Prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and you can setup housekeeping in our castle
with my Mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy
doing so ."

That night,
on a repast of lightly fried frog legs
seasoned in a juice...of pine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled to herself and thought:
YOUR GODDAMN LOSS"!!!!!!!!!

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No one is listening,until you make a mistake !!

Nov. 10, 2005 — A new study from Carnegie Mellon University shows anger may help people reduce the negative impact of stress.

"Here getting emotional is not bad for you if you look at the case of anger," said Jennifer Lerner of Carnegie Mellon. "The more they are displaying anger, the lower the stress responses." - ABC News



Nonetheless, my premonition proved right!



I know its hard, but try to keep smiling... Want me to show how? Like this:

Regards,


BUSHaRRaF