A good laugh!


Waiter, what’s that fly is doing on my ice-cream?
Learning to ski sir!

What’s the soft thing between sharks teeth called?
Slow swimmers.

Mother to the boy: Why did you eat the money I gave you for lunch?

Boy: you said that it was my lunch money...

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Time is like a river.
You cannot touch the same water twice,
because the flow that has passed will never pass again.
Enjoy every moment of life.

I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers.