|
General Knowledge, Quizzes, IQ Tests A zone where General Knowledge related to this exam can be shared.Surveys and Threads with polls and questions that require answers can be Posted here |
Share Thread: Facebook Twitter Google+ |
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
#1
|
||||
|
||||
Rules of life
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping - they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them. Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room. Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right nswer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time. Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. |
The Following User Says Thank You to Last Island For This Useful Post: | ||
jbkhan (Sunday, October 21, 2007) |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
Solved Everyday Science Papers | Dilrauf | General Science & Ability | 4 | Friday, April 08, 2011 06:10 PM |
Birthday Date Meanings | Eve | Birthdays & Greetings | 18 | Tuesday, August 18, 2009 11:40 AM |
Rules for the Game of Life | Faryal Shah | Tips and Experience Sharing | 0 | Friday, August 22, 2008 01:27 AM |
Is your birthday day ?? | Predator | Birthdays & Greetings | 4 | Thursday, December 13, 2007 01:00 AM |
How the Sects Can be Dissolved | Sureshlasi | Islam | 0 | Wednesday, September 12, 2007 03:27 AM |