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Evolution - Mindset
Evolution - Mindset
By Nadeem F. Paracha > Daddy? > Yes, son. > Are we going to have a war with India? > Perhaps. > Oh, goody. We will thrash them, right? Like we did in 1857! > It wasn't in 1857, son. > Oh, okay. But whom did we thrash in 1857? > The British, son… > And the Hindus too, right? > Well… > Did Quaid-i-Azam fight in that war along with Muhammad bin Qasim and Imran Khan? > No, son. The Quaid and Imran were born much later and Muhammad bin Qasim died many years before. > Then who ruled Pakistan in those days? > There was no Pakistan in those days, son. > But there was always a Pakistan! It has been there for 5,000 years! > Who have you been talking to, son? > No one. I've just been watching TV. > It figures. > Daddy, why are all these people against us Arabs? > Arabs? But we aren't Arabs, son. > Of course we are because our ancestors were Arabs! > No, son. Our ancestors were of the subcontinental stock. > Sub-what? > Never mind.You seem to like wars, son. > Yes. I like to watch them on TV. > But real wars are fought outside the TV, son. > Really? How is that possible? What sort of a war is that? > Never mind. > Daddy, you look worried. > Of course, I am, you little warmongering punk! > Daddy! Why are you scolding me? > Because TV is talking rot and so are you! > Daddy, are you supporting Hindus? > No! > Daddy, have you become a kafir? > Keep quiet! No more TV for you! Go watch a movie on DVD or listen to a CD. > Can't do that. > But we have so many DVDs and CDs, son. > Not any more. > What do you mean? > I burned them all. > What?! > I burned them all. > I heard that! But why? > They spread obscenity. > Oh, God. Son, go do your homework. What happened to that science project you were working on? > It's almost complete. > Good boy. What are you making? > A bomb. > What?! > A bomb. > I heard that! But why? > Because I am a true Muslim who hates America. > But only last week you wanted to go to Disney Land. > That's different. > How come? > Mickey Mouse is Muslim. > No, he isn't. > Is so. He converted when he heard azaan on the moon. > On the moon? > Yes. Because the earth is flat and… > What?? > The earth is… > I heard that! > Daddy, do you want to see my science project, or not? > Gosh, that bomb? But your science teacher will fail you. > No, she wont. > Really? > Yes. I plan to blow her up as well. > God, what is wrong with you? Go call your mother! > She can't come. > Why not? > I've locked her in the kitchen. > But what for? > A woman's place is in the kitchen. I will not let her out until she covers herself up peoperly! > But she's your mother! > She's also a woman! > So? > So she should be hidden. > Hidden from whom? > The whole world and Tony. > Tony? > Yes, Tony. > But Tony's a cat. > Yes. But he's male. > Son, have you gone mad? > No. By the way, I've made sure Kitto starts covering up as well. > Kitto? > Yes, Kittto. > But Kitto's a cat! > Yes. But a female cat. > But she'll suffocate. > Oh, she's already dead. > What? > She's already dead. > I heard that! But how? > I buried her alive. > You what? > Yes. To avenge Tony's honour. But now I will behead Tony. > But why? > To save mom's honour! > Oh, God! > Don't say that. Always say Allah. > What's the difference? > Daddy, do you want to be beheaded too? > No! > Do you want to be stoned to death? > No! > Do you want to be flogged? > No! > Do you want to get your arms chopped off? > No! > Then stop asking silly questions. By the way, I won't call you daddy anymore. > What will you call me then? > Whatever that is Arabic for daddy. > I don't know any Arabic, son. > That's because you are a kafir. > Who the heck are you to tell me who I am, you little fascist twit! > What's a fascist? > An irrational, violent, self-righteous mad man! > W... aaaaaaa... > Why are you crying? > You scolded me. > Okay, I'm sorry. You have to be tolerant and rational, son. Now be a good boy and go read a book instead of watching TV. > I have no books. > Of course, you do. I bought you so many books. > I burned them. > What? > I burned them. > But why? > They were all in English. > So? > It's a non-Muslim language! > But we are speaking English, aren't we? > W... aaaaaaa… > What now? > Zionists made me forget my Arabic. > But you never knew any Arabic, son. > W... aaaa… yes, I did until you and mommy gave me the polio drops… aaaaa… > Okay, tell me, can you do me a favour? > Sure, dad. > Can you blow up something for me? > Oh, goody! Of course, dad. What should I blow? A CD shop, a hotel, a school...? > No, no, something a lot more sinister. > Mom? > No, no… > What then? > The TV set! > What? > Blow the TV set. > I heard that! But why? > Just do it! > I see. Dad? > Yes. > You're so unconstitutional! |
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You can't really go wrong with Nadeem F paracha.
Amazing once again
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So there are people who take Paracha seriously.
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We don't take him seriously... We take him SARCASTICALLY
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And we love taking him sarcastically; moreover,do you think this is written to be taken seriously?
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