Frustrated Victim

[mtgondal]

Frustrated Victim

This is a mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails:

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006 and 2007. Because of your kindness: I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains. I stopped going to movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS. I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer. I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo. I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine. When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how cute she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account, a sick girl who was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. However, I am still open to help someone from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of some hundred millions dollars.