Crazy thoughts

• Do stairs go up or down?

• Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

• If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

• Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?

• Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

• Can you get cornered in a round room?

• Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

• Why don’t the hairs on your arms get split ends?

• Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?

• Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

• Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract brown?

• You know the expression, “Don’t quit your day job.” Well what do you say to people that work nights?

• Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

• Which way does a compass point in space?

• If Mars had earthquakes would they be called Mars quakes?

• Can bald men get lice?

• Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?

• Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren’t they just different forms of water?

• Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its Ok to use a handicapped toilet?

• If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?

• Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

• Is sign language the same in languages other than English?

• Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?

• If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

• Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny?

• Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on paper?

• Since there is a rule that states ‘I’ before ‘E’ except after ‘C’, wouldn’t ‘science’ be spelled wrong?

• Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?