[B]Chacha wardi lahnda kyon nayi
Apna Qoul nibhanda kyon nayi
Lay kay pension janda kyon nayi
Chacha Wardi landa kyon nayi

Teri muudatt hoo gayi poori
Hun tay janara hay majboori
Tourian tou hadda dastorri
Izzat day naal jaanda kyon nayi
Chhacha Wardi landa kyon nayi

Nass kay tou Washington jawii
Bush nou ja ja maskay lawin
Parrii dag dag tarlay pawiii
Zaalima naal takranda kyon nayi
Chaacha wardi landa kyon nayi

Aaay ewah chan chrhawan
Europe da mahool banawan
Dhiyaa bahnraa nikraa pawan
Sarkaan tay dooora lawan
Dub kay tou marjanda kyon nayi
Chachaa wardi lahnda kyon nayi

Chor lotaray lut lut rajjan
Qoum day dacoo teray sajjan
Khulay dullay nasan wajan
Kittti tay pachtanda kyon nayi
Chaacha wardi landa kyon nayi

Akhian khool kay tak baydardi
America di dhashat gardi
Kiriyan wango ummat mardi
Gharayat nou apnanda kyon nayi
Chacha wardi landa kyon nayi[/B]

Note: Its Just a mockery and intent is to clear the picture from my perspective. So if hurts someone just take it as fun only:-)

SARDAR'S SON : Oohe Pappa Idher Aaa.
SARDAR WIFE : Puttar Baap Nu Tameez Nall Bulanday nay.
SARDAR'S SON : Achaa ! Oohe Pappa Tameez Nall Idher Aaa.

[B]Neither do I![/B]

Young Ben applied for an engineering job in Louisiana. A local man applied for the same job and both applicants, having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test by the department manager.

Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one question. The manager went up to Ben and said 'Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the local man the job.' Ben said, 'Why you gonna be doin dat sir, we both got 9 questions right?'

The manager said, 'We made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one you missed.'

Ben asked, 'An jus how da heck would one incorrect answer be mo betta dan da otter?'

The manager replied, 'Simple, the local man put down on question #5, 'I don't know,' you put down neither do I.'

[B][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Blue"][CENTER]Defamation[/CENTER][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial he asked the judge, 'Does this means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?' The judge said that was true. 'Well, does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?' the man asked. The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action. The man turned, looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, 'Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson.'

:laughing :laughing :laughing

Ek Admi Ne Ek Din Jin Ko Aazad Kiya To Jin bola"Mere AAqa! Koi Hukam Dein"

Man,"Oki,Tum Ek Road Bana Do,Mere Ghar Se America Tak."

Jin Said:"Mere Aqa It's Very Difficult,As Huge Jungles, Mountains 'n' sea come on da way."

Man Said:"Oki Meri Biwi Ko mera Tabedaar Bana Do."

Jin Said"Aqa Road Single Bnana hai Ya Double".

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President Clinton is shaking hands with the voters after being elected for the second time.

"Pleased to meet you," says one old man, "I've heard a lot about you in the past few years."

Clinton laughs: "You can't prove any of it!"

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aik sahab nai aik totti pali jo har waqt ganay gaati thi aur bohat batameez qisam ki thi usi shkhs k aik dost nai bohat saaray totay(parrots)paalay huay thay jo har waqt tasbeeh parhtay rahtay thay aur duaian maangtay rahtay thay

aik din totti k maalik nai apnay dost sai kaha :tum meri totti ko kuch din apnay totto'n k cage mai rakh do taa'k yai bhi un ki tarhan naik ho jaye dost maan gaya

us nai jaisy hi totti ko pingray mai dala aik totay nai aankh kholi aur zor sai chillaya..............dosto'n tasbeeh rakh do humari dua poori ho gayii......;)

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple''s house and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I really recommend it."

The other man said, "What''s the name of the restaurant?"

The first man knits his brow in obvious concentration and finally says to his companion, "Ah, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?"

His friend replies, "A Carnation?"

"No. No. The other one," the man says.

His friend offers another suggestion, "The Poppy?"

"No," growls the man, "You know the one that is red and has thorns."

His friend says, "Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, yes that''s it," the first man says.

He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what''s the name of that restaurant we went to last night

[B][COLOR="Blue"]The chosen one [/COLOR][/B]

A few months ago, there was an opening at the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before selection for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available.

The day came for the final test to see which person would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then."

So they brought the second man to the same door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained to the second man. "Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes; then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her; I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job." "No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Now they only had the woman left to test. They led her to the same door to the same room and handed her the same gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances; this is your final test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA men heard the gun start firing, one shot after another for 13 shots. Then all the hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, rashing, and banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes; then all went quiet.

The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair!"

Sudheer Singh ka gadha kho gaya, wo ghutno ke bal zameen per baith gaya aur khuda ka shuker adaa kerne laga .
Itne mei pass se ek shaks guzra aur poochney laga, " tumhara gadha kho gaya hai aur tum khuda ka shuker adaa ker rahey ho???? "

Is per Sudheer singh kehney laga, " Mei khuda ka shuker adaa is liyeh ker raha ho, ke shuker hai jab ghada gum huwa mei ous per nahi baitha tha, werna mei bhi kho jata"

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Girl : During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
Boy : He is given his last chance to run away

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A sardar invested 2 Lacs in a business and Suffered
huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . .. . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab.

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Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a
open mouth.................

Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should
be light.

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Santa : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and the other one is blue with red spots!

Banta : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home
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[COLOR=Red]Quaid-E-Azam :[/COLOR]
Islamic Republic Of Pakistan

[COLOR=red]Ayub Khan:[/COLOR]
Developed Republic Of Pakistan

[COLOR=red]Bhutto:[/COLOR]
People Republic Of Pakistan

[COLOR=red]Yahya Khan:[/COLOR]
What So Ever Divided By 2 Pakistan

[COLOR=red]Zia-Ul-Haq:[/COLOR]
Klash-Un-kove(AK-47) Republic Of Pakistan

[COLOR=red]Ghulam Ishaq Khan:[/COLOR]
ISI Republic Of Pakistan

[COLOR=red]Moeen Qureshi :[/COLOR]
Taxation Republic Of Pakistan

[COLOR=red]Benazir Bhutto :[/COLOR]
Zardari Republic Of Pakistan

[COLOR=red]Nawaz Sharif:[/COLOR]
Abba Jee & Sons Republic Of Pakistan

[COLOR=red]Gen. Pervez Musharraf:[/COLOR]
Pakistan (Pvt). Ltd.

[COLOR=red]People Of Pakistan:[/COLOR]
Immigration From Pakistan
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Chori chori yeh aana jaana chor do.....
chupke chupke nazrain milana chor do...
buhat pito logon se tum
yeh masjidon se jootay churana chor do.....

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Mere Marney K Baad Mere Doston
U Aansu Na Bahanaa
Agar Meri Yaad Aaye To
Seedhey Upar Chale Ana

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A chineze was admit in the hospital A man came to see him .the CHINEse said"CHING CHANG CHAA CHO" and died .man went china for knowing the meanings of the sentence and the meanings were

"ULLU OXYGEN K PIPE PAI SAI PAAO'N HTAA"

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A pathan goes to a store and sees a shining object. He asks the clerk,
"What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The Pathan then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
The Pathan says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he reaches to job with his new thermos.
His Pathan boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He says, "It's a thermos flask ."
The boss says, "What does it do ?"
He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss exclaimes, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Pathan replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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Teacher students sai: bacho'n qasam khayain aaj sai sab larkio'n ko apni maa bahnay samjhaingay

stds: ji teacher smjhaingay

teacher: jhoot nahi bolaingay

stds:nahi bolaingay teacher bilkul nahi bolaingay

teacher:chori nahi karaingay

stds:nahi karaingay teacher

teacher:watan ki khatir jaan bhi dai daingay

stds:dai daingay teacher dai daingay aakhir aisi zindagi ka karna b kia hai

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[B] دو سردار جی کہیں جا رھے ھوتے ھیں کہ انھیں دو ھینڈ گرنیڈ یعنی دستی بمب ملتے ھیں
ایک سردار دوسرے سے کہتا ہے چلو یہ تھانے پہنچا کر آئیں
چنانچہ وہ بمب اٹھا کر تھانے کی طرف چل پڑتے ھیں

اچانک ایک سردار دوسرے سے کہتا ھے اوئے اس کی تو پن نکلی ھوئی ھے یہ کہیں پھٹ ھی نہ جائے
دوسرا سردار کہتا ھے تو پھر کیا ھوا

ھم پولیس کو کہیں گے ھمیں ایک ھی ملا تھا دو ملے ھی نہیں [/B]
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College Ki Galioun Mai Ajeeb Khel Hota Hai,
Classes K Bahaney Dilon Ka Mail Hota Hai,

Notes K Badlay Love Sale Hota Hai,
Isi Li A To Paper Mai Har Saal Fail Hota Hai

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Samander K Kinaray Betha Kro
Koi Na Koi Lahar To Aye Gi
Kismat Na Budli To Kiya Hua
Kam Se Kam Shakal Hi Dhul Jae Gi

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[B][LEFT][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Blue"]Funny Lines[/COLOR][/SIZE][/LEFT][/B]

[B]What do you call a dog with no legs? No matter what you call him, he is not going to come after you!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, 'where the heck is the ceiling?'

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. [/B]

[B][SIZE="4"]A Mystery[/SIZE][/B]

Something unusual was happening in a hospital's intensive care unit (ICU) as patients always died in the same bed every Sunday morning at 11am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and they thought it had something to do with supernatural powers. No one could solve the mystery, so a special team of experts was selected and they decided to go down to the ward. The next Sunday, a few minutes before 11am, all the doctors waited outside with crosses and prayer books. Just when the clock struck 11, Peter, the part-time sweeper, entered the ward, unplugged the life support system and plugged in the vacuum cleaner!