[B][COLOR="Purple"]wife: jab aap ny pehli baar mujhy deekha tha to aap ko kaisa laga tha.
Husband:qasam sy main mar jata ager Aayat.ul.qursi yad na hoti.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkGreen"]Father:If u pass in exams,I'll gift u 1 cycle
Son:If I fail?
Father:I will gift 100 cycles
Son:why?
Father:Fer mera puttar dukaan khole ga na cyclan di![/COLOR] [/B]

[B]A little boy wanted Rs. 50 very badly and prayed for weeks but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write a letter to God, requesting Rs. 50.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister, as a joke.

The Finance Minister was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs. 20; thinking this woould appear to be a lot of money to him and at the same time this would not spoil the kid.

The boy was delighted with Rs. 20 and decided to write a "Thank You" note to God, which read:

"Dear God! Thank you very much for sending the money. :) However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Minister and that bloody donkey deducted Rs. 30 in taxes!"[/B] :sad:

[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]Teacher to Student[/COLOR]: WANA ka kya matlab hai?
[COLOR="Magenta"]STudent: Women Are Not Allowed.[/COLOR] Or N.W.F.P???


Name Wanted For Province:sad [/SIZE]


Police mein Bharti ho rahi thi. itnay mein aik andha aadmi b test dainay kay liye aagaya. uss se poocha gya tum police mein reh kar kya karogay?

Andha bola: Andha Dhund Firing.
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[COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="5"]Aik dost doosray se: aaj subah Radio par gumshudgi ka Elan sunn kar merey to muu mein paani aagaya.
Doosra dost: Gumm honay wala samoosa tha kya?
Pehla dost: Nahi Elan kuch iss tarah tha:
" Bachay nay Biscuity rang ki shirt pehin rakhi hai oor chocolati rang ki paint pehni hui hai"
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Doctor: meri fees 100 rupees hai.
Patient: Doctor sahib kya mujhay b 100 Rs dainay paraingay mujse to iss muhallay mein beemari ki waba phaili hai mujay to kuch re-aayat milni chahiye.[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR="Purple"][B]Aik admi theelay waly sy: aik keela (banana) kitny ka hy?
theelay wala: do rupay ka.
admi: aik ka do gy?
theelay wala: aik rupay main to sirf chilka ayae ga.
admi: aik rupay ka keela dy do. chilka tum rakh lo. :shy[/B][/COLOR]

[B][COLOR="Purple"]Father to son: dekho yeh aj tumhari teacher ki taraf sy mujhy 1 letter mila hy.
Son: aap bay-fikar rahen, main ammi ko nahin baton ga...[/COLOR][/B]:shy

[SIZE=5][COLOR=#8b0000]کسی نے ایک فلسفی سے پوچھا کہ ایک عام آدمی اور فلسفی کی سوچ میں کیا فرق ہے ؟

فلسفی نے کہا کہ وہ دیکھو دیوار پر اوپلے لگے ہوئے ہیں ، عام آدمی کے لئے کوئی نئی چیز نہیں ، مگر فلسفی یہ سوچے گا کہ آخر گائے دیوار پر چڑھی کیسے ؟
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[B][COLOR="Purple"]Judge: is sardar k dono kan kat do.
sardar: nahi main andha ho jaon ga.
judge: kan katny sy andhy kesy ho jao gy?
sardar: chashma tery baap ky kan py lagaon ga?[/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkGreen"]wife: agr main Pakistan ki sb sy buland choti K-2 py charh jaon to ap mujhy kiya do gy?
husband: DHAKKA[/COLOR] [/B]

[B]when titanic was sinking .............

a AMERICAN TO SARDAR...........zamen yahan say kitni door hai
SARDAR: 30 feet
AMERICAN: after jumping into water..........."which direction?"
SARDAR: Thallay nu[/B]

[B]Aik school main aag lag gaee. Sab Bachay door kharay hans rahay thay k chalo ab school tu nahi ana paray ga.Aik bacha aik side pe udas khara tha.

Ustaad ne pyar se pocha: "Tum udas kion ho?"

Bachay ne masumiyat se jawab diya: "Sir ap tu zinda bach gaye hain."[/B]:unsure:

[B][COLOR="Purple"]Aik pagal khatt likh raha tha.
[COLOR="DarkGreen"]Dr. ny pocha: kis ko khatt likh rahay ho?[/COLOR]
pagal: khud ko.
[COLOR="darkgreen"]dr. : kiya likha hy?[/COLOR]
pagal: pata nahin. abhi mujhy mila thori hy...[/COLOR][/B]