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[COLOR="DarkGreen"][CENTER][B]A men was cutting side of capsule before taking it.His Friend ask him why are you doing so????
He replied:-"TO AVOID SIDE EFFECTS"....!!!![/B][/CENTER][/COLOR] |
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[b][right][size="5"][color="purple"]مخالف جماعتوں کے سیاستدان زور و شور سے بحث میں مصروف تھے۔ پہلے تو دونوں نے ایک دوسرے کو قائل کرنے کی کوشش کی ناکام ہونے پر الزامات پر اتر آئے۔
ایک نے کہا " مجھے معلوم ہے کہ تم کس کے اشارے پر ناچتے ہو۔ دوسرے نے مشتعل ہو کر کہا "احمق آدمی ! سیاسی بحث میں میری بیوی کو کیوں کھسیٹتے ہو?۔[/color][/size][/right][/b] |
[B][U][CENTER][COLOR="DarkGreen"][SIZE="5"]SMS vs ROTI[/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER][/U][/B]
[B][CENTER][SIZE="4"][FONT="Georgia"]2003 SMS ************ Roti Rs. 6.00 ********* Rs. 2.00 2004 SMS ************* Roti Rs. 5.00 ********* Rs. 2.50 2005 SMS ************ Roti Rs. 2.00 ********* Rs. 3.00 2008 SMS ************ Roti Rs. 0.23 ********* Rs. 5.00 2009 SMS ************ Roti Rs. 0.010 ********* Rs. 7.00[/FONT][/SIZE][/CENTER][/B] |
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[B][COLOR="Purple"]Baap apne bete se Bola: Oye, Ghabra mat. Tu sher da puttar hay
Beta: Oye Baapoo ji Teacher bhi yehi bolti hay ky tu kisi jaanwar ki aulad hai.[/COLOR][/B] |
Bhai Chara
[B][COLOR=darkgreen]Teacher: "Bhai Chara" ko jumley main istimal karo.[/COLOR][/B]
[B][COLOR=darkgreen][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=darkgreen]Student: Dood waley say kaha dood mahnga kyun kar diya hai to bola Bhai Chara mehnga milta hai.[/COLOR][/B] |
[B]A man comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it to pole "Thanks for the complement!!!" :cr[/B] |
Why Pappu Failed ???
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