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The Sindh Public Service Commission had a chance to take an interview for the posts of BPS-16 and BPS-17. The interview questions and answers are being posted below.

This interview is in no way related to CSS. It is just to show people the rise of mediocrity in Pakistan. Its going to be funny.


Q: Why was M.A. Jinnah Road in Karachi previously called Bunder Road?
Ans: Perhaps monkeys used to live on that road. (reply given by BPS-17 candidate)

Q: How many sisters did Jinnah had?
Ans: one (the answer given by most BPS-17 candidates).

Q: Who was Tipu Sultan?
Ans: He was SP, Dadu. (There was a SP in Dadu by this name)

Q: What were some salient causes of 1971 Pak-India War?
Ans: I don't know because I was born after 1971.

Q: Which was the first Mughal Emperor?
Ans: Some candidates replied Shah Jahan and others Aurangzeb (none replied Babar).

Q: Who was the first President of Pakistan?
Ans: Quaid-e-Azam.

Q: Where was Akbar born?
Ans: Delhi

Q: Who became the Governor General of Pakistan after Quaid-e-Azam?
Ans: Liaquat Ali Khan

Q: What is commonwealth?
Ans: Distributing the wealth among common men.

Q: Which city is called Manchester of Pakistan?
Ans: Karachi

Q: Which dynasty ruled Sindh when British conquered it?
Ans: Mughals.

Q: How many sajdas are there in Namaz-e-Janaza?
Ans: Three

Q: National flower of Pakistan?
Ans: Rose

Q: The first lady Governor of Sindh?
Ans: Ms. Benazir Bhutto

Q: Which two countries signed Tashkent Declaration?
Ans: Russia and America.

Q: Mangla Dam is built on which river?
Ans: River Indus

Q: Where is the site of Aab-i-Zam Zam?
Ans: Medina

Q: What is Ozone layer?
Ans: A philosopher

Q: Where is Jannut-ul-Baqi?
Ans: in Makkah

Q: Where is leaning tower of Pisa?
Ans: In Egypt

Q: Where is Masjid-i-Nabvi?
Ans: In Makkah

Q: Where is Khana Kaaba?
Ans: In Medina

Q: Where is Toor-e-Sina?
Ans: It is in Turkey

Q: At what age was the Holy Preophet (PBUH) given prophethood?
Ans: At the age of 23 years

Q: When was the present constitution of Pakistan promulgated?
Ans: 1946

Q: Whcih countries are Pakistan's neighbours?
Ans: Sri Lanka, Bangladesh and South Africa; in some cases Oman.

Q: Which is Pakistan's biggest bank?
Ans: World Bank

Q: What is Pakistan's annual budget?
Ans: Rs. 8 billion.

Q: Where is Rann of Kach?
Ans: In Punjab

Q: What is NAB and what are its functions?
Ans: National Accountability Bureau. An organization, which makes Pakistan's budget, carry out audit and accounting.
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yar its not mediocre ,its pathetic.
Well Said.

But in our Department there are many " officers " like this even they do't know how to write a application for leave.
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Asslamulaikum,

Thanks for uploading such a brilliant interview!!
It's really amazing, how these guys get through the written part of the said Posts?
Not only these but also many other ENRICHED people are also serving this Govt!! We can't say anything!!
If you get time, please do visit the SECRETARIATES, specially Civil, you will get fun!!

May Allah save our land..

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Strange! i am surprised that how he has qualify the written test of BPS-16/17, if really he has qualify the written test on merit then why he is answering like this. if like this kind of person who become officer then where will go competent students. its injustice with competent students in my opinion he has passed the written test of BPS-16/17 of financial source or high level intercede. Its understood that this person is not able for this post.
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the interview questions were randomly posed to different candidates for various posts in bps-16 and 17 advertised by spsc. this was printed in a local english weekly. i just typed it for the members of this forum. it can still make me laugh.

thanks for the appreciation.

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well intresting answers....... but for some moments thnk a person who dsn't know meaning / about bunder road how he passed the written exam condctd by Spsc?


i think there is no reality in tht piece of news published by newspaper simply to make people laugh.


a bit same thing was said by our education minister while answering a question , he mentioned 2 Qs which were asked by the authorities while intrvwng the candidates 4 the lectures Qs were

1: Capital of Our Country ( accroding 2 the minister reply was AFGHNISTAN)

2: Quaid died after or before the creation of Pakistan ( Repliy was Before the creation).


can it b true ???????
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