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Old Saturday, April 29, 2006
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This is a tribute to all the senior members........
I don't want to prove anything, I have done it just for putting a grin on your faces........
By editing the User name and the Signatures of all the Senior members including me......


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"How poor are they that have not patience ;
What truth did'nt emerge but with time ..." ;-)

"How stupid they that have no pecuniary means ;
what truth did'nt disapear but with money..." ;~


Adil Memon (Adil Judge)
"Murga agar choozay ko laat maar dey, tou chooza naraz thori hota hai"

Bush agar Musharraf ko laat maar dey, tou Musharraf naraz thori hota hai.... (bus China chala jata hai)


Alamgirian (Alamgiri guitar)
"The world is supported by four things only: the learning of the wise , the justice of the great , the prayers of the righteous and the valour of the brave"
(An inscription over the collegiate portals of the Unviersity of Granada in Muslim Spain)

"The Government is supported by four things: the money of the politician, the biased judiciary, the votes of the rigged polling stations and the silence of the public"
(An inscription over the walls of Patliament building at Islamabad in Muslim Pakistan)


Argus (Gate Keeper)
God Almighty always helps those who help their fellow human beings"Civil Servants always helps those who can help back.

AminaAbrar (Amina-ul-Haq)
Ameoba (unicellular)
Babban Miyan Ding Dong (Kalu Miyan King Kong)
Chilli (Where's Water)

Danyal (Danyal Aziz... Local Goverment Flaw)
Unless you see the cause of 'Seen' in something that transcends the 'Seen', you will never get to truth.
Unless you see the cause of madness in something that transcends madness, you will never get to the psychiatrist.

Eram Khan (PTV News, Mars)
if Your Words are not SUCH Powerful as Your Silence Then "Shut-up
if your dad is not Powerful as needed Then "Get-lost"

nazia niazi (Nazia Naraz)
Godoo (Kodoo)
free thinker (Khali Dimagh)
Emaan (Emaan Chain Smoker Ali)

Hafsah (Hafta Rafta)
mess with me & you will end up DEAD
mess with me & I will call 15

Khuram (Khush-o-Khuram)
Dreams Only Tell The Things Which We Already Know...They Tell Those Things In A Way Which Previously We Did Not Know...!!!
Money gives us the things that we don't have.... money gives us the strength to buy those things which we never wanted before....!!!

Khushal (Budhaal)
mera pak hai yeh mera pak hai, yeh us ka pak hai jo saadre pak haimera paisa hai, yeh mera hi paisa hai, yeh uska nahin hai, jis ne bribe mein diya hai

last island (last chance)
As knowledge increases, wonder deepensAs knowledge increases, people start thinking that you are insane

Mr Ghayas (Mr Ghooom ta na na)
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more,
do more and become more, you are a leader

If your actions inspire others to dance more, talk more,
laugh more and pull hair more, then you are mad.


Muhammad Adnan (Pori Nan)
I was born when she kissed me. I was died when she left me. For few weeks i was alived when she loved me
I was born when she kicked me. I was dead when she flicked me. For few weeks I lived when she played with me.......... I am a hockey ball.

Muskan Ghuman (Muskan Zee TV)
My ALLAH it is enough for my respect that I m "Your" person & it is enough for my pride that "You" are my GOD."You" are exactly the way I desire.Thus please mould me the way "You" desire.
My dad it is enough for my respect that I m your daughter & it is enough for my pride that you are a bureaucrat. You are exactly the way I desire. Thus please mould me the way you desire.

Qurratulain (Quick change of Lane)
To get what you want, STOP doing what isn't working
To get what you want, start stealing

rubab umer khan (of Qalat)
WAMA ARSULNAQA ILLA RAHMUTULLIL ALAMEEN(surah e Ambiya verse 107)
We have not sent you (Prophet Muhammad) except as a mercy to all the worlds.
Aye Rasool (S.A.W) hum neh tujhey sarey jahan waloan ke liye Rehmat bana ke bheja hai

sardarzda11 (Sardarz9211)
God gave us two ends. One to sit on and one to think with. Success depends on which one you use; heads you win - tails, you lose.
Musharraf gave us two ends. One to tolerate him and one to oust him. Pakistan depends on what USA wants; tolerate you win - don't tolerate you lose. :~

Satan (Devil)
Think not that I've came to destroy the law but to fufill it! - Jesus Christ
Think not that I've come for peace in the world but to destroy it - Bush

sibgakhan (from Sibi)
Mein huwa kafar to vo kafar Musalman ho gaya
Mein huwa lofar to vo zalim chokidar ho gaya

Tabassum Shabbir Awan (Smiling Shabbir Away)
Thee woh ik shakhs kay tasawar saay - abb woh ranayee khayal kahaan
Thee woh make-up mein - abb woh surat kahaan

TiDus (Star wars)
If you keep doing What you do, you will keep getting What you get
If you keep eating what you eat, you will get a heart attack soon

THE 1 (THE 1 who Runs)
"hum badaltay hain rukh hawaaon' kaa,
aaye dunia hamaaray saath chalay..."

"hum badaltay hain rukh kabab kaa,
aaye dunia hamaaray saath na kha....

Wah boy (Aha boy)
I hate to be Furious
I hate to be a human

Yasir Hayat Khan (abey Yeh Hayat Kon hai)
Life is a kaleidoscope of flaws, desires, emotions and mishaps
CSS forum is a mixture of information, gupshup, idyllic like me and great people like u.
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Shaitaan ka ghar, bungla, bhai aur uska duplicate... sab yahan paray hain.

Kya mein doozakh mein pohanch gaya hoon?
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Adil, dont you remember that:

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Iss baat pe ek joke yaad aa gaya........

A man went to Hell,
there he found out that every country has its own hell.......
So first he went into the American Hell and asked the incharge, What kind of punishment is given here? The Incharge said, first we will put you on a bed of nails for 2 hours, then you will sit in Electrified Chair for 3 hours, then our employee will come and whip you for the rest of the day.......
So undecided, he goes into the German hell and asks for the type of punishment, he gets the same reply........
But he sees a big line of people infront of the Pakistani hell, so he goes to the incharge and asks that what kind of punishment is given here? The Incharge says, first we will put you on a bed of nails for 2 hours, then you will sit in Electrified Chair for 3 hours, then our employee will come and whip you for the rest of the day.......
The man was confused and said, I see no difference in the punishment than why are so many people here...........
The incharge says, actually some body has stolen all the nails, and there's no electricity because we didn't pay the bill, and our whipper is a Civil Servant... so he comes in, signs the register and goes back home..........
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Arey O Babuwaaa, I've just hired a brand body guard in the Satan's Army.

Here have a look at his pictures:






But I have to confess this fact that in spite of his attractive moustache, I am still in love with yours (Whether anybody understands it or not)
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