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The power of wives' - Quotes from famous people , philosophers & anonymous
FOR PEOPLE WITH SENSE OF HUMOUR
WITH APPOLOGY TO LADIES 1. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Sacha Guitry 2. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates 3. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Anonymous 4. The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? Dumas 5. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Sigmund Freud 6. 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' Sam Kinison 7. 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' James Holt McGavra 8. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Patrick Murra 9. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... Nash 10. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Anonymous 11. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Henny Youngman 12. First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' Anonymous |
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