One of the meanest things that can be done

[Xeric]

I wouldn't tell you about the most embarrassing moments in my life, but i will share with you one of the meanest things that can be done,see if anyone can top that:

My cousin brother is getting married, almost 30 years ago. I am the official photographer at the wedding, something happened, the brides sisters got mad at me and insulted me in front of a huge gathering of female family members. Any way there were 3 rolls of films, about 110 pictures developed. None of the four sisters were in those 110 pictures. They never asked me directly, but I heard from others, they were crying their hearts out.



By Mastan Khan

[Shooting Star]

that's cruel.but you aren't the topper.

my younger brother,when he was 4 or 5,threw my cousin down from 2nd floor just bcoz woh us ko tapa rahi thi.
aur mazy ki baat to yeh ke doosri cousin ka nam laga diya.
Luckily,the unfortunate girl survived without any injury.
Now thats what i call really really mean.

[imbindas]

Nov 2009
mid trem examination
NUST examination hall

To discourage using unfair means and copy paste practice, students from different disciplines (electronic, information system engineering, telecommunication and IT) having different subjects in which they have to appear in the examination were alloted the same examination hall.

The invigilator asked every student about his subject(paper) and then handed him/her the Question Paper. similarly when he approached me and asked about my subject(paper) , i thought for a while but i could not recall the subject in which i have to appear, He asked me for the third time , i replied "Sir vo vo vo hmmm vo ... Sir vo tho may bhool gaya ( " . my reply annoyed him and he stared at me angrily and asked me . are you kidding me . my reply was in negative.now there was complete silence in the hall, every one was looking at me,with smiling faces.

Now Invigilator asked me about my class and section. trust me friends i could not answer him, i forgot, i do not know what happened to me.now i could hear everyone (guys/girls) laughing at me. i was relaxed , i was not tensed. but i lost my memory for that specific time. now i could see invigilator smiling because he was sure now that there must be something with me.

Now the Invigilator asked me to stand up so that everyone could see me, he put his hand on my shoulder and asked the students present in the hall with smiling face , " Can anybody tell me about his class and batch ? " the laughing toned up . and suddenly a shrill voice from the back benches came to my rescue "Sir iska EMFT ka paper ha, mera classmate ha BICSE 5A " . Thanks God, i could breath now. i received the Paper but it took 4-5 minutes to mitigate the extra funny condition who i was been through.

After the Paper when i was going to leave the class, i could clearly hear the comments and praises like
"Chah gaya ha "
"cheetah ha cheetah "
"Alla bhai Alla"

the news spread like a fire in campus. and after that tragic incident my friends started calling me BINDAS.

[ArifAwan]

As a kid, i was very very careless and lazy, and to be honest still i retain these habits .For they say, young habits die hard.

Dad was posted in Swabi those days and the environment was pretty native. Reptiles and amphibians were in abundance and some would sneak inside the living portions of the house. I used to throw my school bag on the floor as soon as i would return from school and carry it to school the other day without checking it. It so happened one fine day that when I took out a book for reading from my bag in class, a frog jumped out of my bag and started frolicking towards the door . As was i was back bencher, it travelled the whole class to bid us farewell. Then came out the 2nd one, a wave of astonishment swept around the classes, and as third froggie jumped out, it was followed by a roar of laughter by my class-fellows.

Funny things happen in life only to become cherished memories later.

[unsolved_Mystery]

When I was doing F.Sc (1st year), it was my practical of Physics. The practical was to start at 2 pm. I left for examination centre at 1:30 pm. I was on by-cycle. On way, a Baba g of about 70+ intercepted me and asked "Puttar menu Bhatta No.1 tay chhad day".
There was a problem with me. Mein by-cycle kisi ko agay bitha kar chala sakta tha, lekin koi peechay beth'ta to cycle nahi chalti thi mujh se .
So I clearly said to Baba g, "Mujhe bitha kar chalany nahi ati, lekin mein apko Bhatta No.1 per le jata hun paidal." I took him to Bhatta No.1 and then left for Sadiq Public school (examination centure). When I reached the examiner centre, I noticed that I was about 25 minutes late. I tried to enter the room, but Practical examiner did not allow me. I requested many times and told him the reason of being late with innocence, but he was Molvi, and insulted me, and did not take my practical. In the end, he used these historical words, "Penta shenta paa k aa janday oo, tun shaklon lofar lagda ayn," I was stunned, and finally had to leave to appear next year.
Next year, same timings (2pm) same examination centre (Sadiq public school), and same Molvee , However, he did not recognize me, but, I was in time

[chfarooq]

this happened to my friend in Fsc 1st year chemistry practical.
he didnt prepare practical copy and managed to get a ready made copy at the eleventh hour.

the viva went as follows.

examiner: copy aap nay hud bnai ha?
X: off course sir hud he bnai ha.
examiner: are u sure?
X: sir ap yaqeen karain main nay hud bnai ha.
examiner: phir to main aap ka viva nahi lay skta
X: kyun sir kia hoa?
examiner: yar ap itnay laiq ho k aap ka viva leni ki zarurat he nhi.
X: sir kyun mazaq kr rahay hain?
examiner : nahi bhai main mazaq nhi kr raha jo shaks first year main he 2nd year ki copy bana lay us ki qabliyet pay kyun kr shak kia ja skta ha.

aur guftgu kafi nahushgawar andaz main hatam hui. mera dost us waqt ko kosta raha jb us nay yeh shortcut ihtyar krnay ka faisla kia aur copy ko aik bar bhi dekhnay ki zahmat tk na ki.
lkin dilchasb bat yeh ha k result aya to wo 25 main say 11 marks lay kr pas tha

[candidguy]

Hamaray matric k board k exams ho rahe thay,Pakistan studies ka paper tha,mera aik classmate jo class main sab se nekama tha,ata jata kuch nahin tha,isliay puri book micro-copy karwa k aik aik chapter apni coat ki pockets,socks,cuffs,etc main chupa k sath le gya exam hall main.Mazay ki baat ye hai k usne yad rakhne k liay k konsa chapter kahan rakha hai aik chotay se page pe outline bhi banai thi wo bhi sath le gya tha.Ab paper start hu...kuch dair baad janab ne wo outline nikali and dekhna start kia k konse sawal ka jawab kahan para hai(pocket,cuffs ya socks main)...itne main superintendent sahib namudar huay and us se wo naqsha(outline) le li and farmanay lagay beta tum esa karo k chapter no.1 apne coat ki left pocket se nikalo..acha 2nd chapter apni socks se nikalo..3rd chap apni cuffs se and 4th apni shalwar wali pocket se...haha kartay kartay usko pura khali kar dia..ham sab usko daikh rahe thay and har baar jab uske pockets se ya cuffs ya socks se kuch nikalta tau har baar aik zor ka qahqaha buland hota puray hall main..usay hamari puri class kabhi nahin bhool ksakti.

[Ayesha Mahmood]

Matric k board k exam ho rhe they, or main ne hamesha ki tarah datesheet yaad ki hui thi. Jab main Chemistry ka paper dene center pohanchi to meri friend Physics ki book parh rhi thi. Main ne ussey kaha k Chemistry itni ziada aati hai k abhi se Physics ki tyari ker rhi ho? to us ne roll no slip ki copy open ker k dikhaya k aaj Chemistry nhi Physics ka paper hai.

Phir mujhe pta chla k main ne newspaper wali datesheet yaad ki thi jis main Physics and Chemistry interchanged they, but luckily I's prepared so paper acha hogaya. Lekin ab har paper se pehle 10 baar datesheet or calendar dekhti hun, kyun k us waqt ki apni condition main aaj tak nhi bhuli.

[Last Island]

Thread has been diverted from "Meanest Things" to "Embarrassing Moments".

[imbindas]

Originally Posted by Last Island

Thread has been diverted from "Meanest Things" to "Embarrassing Moments".

I was'nt embarrassed