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Heights of Fun.
Heights of Fun
1. Heights of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip! 2. Heights of Secrecy? Offering blank visiting cards! 3. Heights of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. 4. Heights of Craziness? Getting a blank paper Xeroxed. 5. Heights of Forgetfulness? Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last. 6. Heights of Stupidity? A man looking! through a keyhole of a glass door. 7. Heights of Honesty? A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket. 8. Heights of Suicide? A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road. 9. Heights of De-hydration? A cow giving milk powder.
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Time is like a river. You cannot touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life. I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers. |
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