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Old Sunday, November 06, 2016
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Dedicated to all those forum enthusiasts desperately striving for an excellent career without struggle.
In every single job opportunity you can find these kind of "trouble makers" always arguing.
Please give me a chance to explain

1. Credibility , Source demanding : (As they are chief justice in SC)
These guys always demand an authenticated source .
Steps : Posts to be announced tentatively (150 posts)
Questions : "Tumhay kis na kaha', 'tum khud kya karty ho", 'kab tak aingi" , 'source batao' , 'mera mamu k betay k cxn k bhai hain na fpsc main h said'.....and the next step follows


2. Post Announced :
Fuss makers : " seats kam hain" , "apply kaisa karna ha" and especially that newly joined girl "koi me ko bataye ga add kahan ha" , last date kya ha, print kaisa laina h, document bhaijna ha k nahi , yar mera id card gum gya uffffffffff...... common man you are going to compete hundred of ablest individuals this motherland produce.....
The story continues even after deadline..

3. Expected Test date :
Suddenly a provocative guy would post :xx ko test hai.......Phir wohi steps as explained in point 2.....Tumhy kis n kaha bullshit.......Acha kab announce hogi? Kaun kary ga..... (o bhai/behn chup kar k exam ki tyari kar...jitna time ya pochnay ma zaya kar rahy ho utna ma 100 mcq tyar hojatay)......

4. Posts not to be filled:
In majority of the cases a cute son of an 20th grade officer shall post : "ya posts fill nahi hongi , scales upgrade nahi horahy" and a new chapter of fazool bakwass would start leading no where while a forum moderator would suddenly appear
" Do not use slang language or cute language ...u r nt idiot"
hahahha

5. Test date announced :
This period starts with a typical line
" Koi material upload karo ".....please mujay b send karna....cutedoll91@falana.com,bravo666@dhimkana.c om plus 780 others.......
Advice to such people : Be brave , ask fpsc,ppsc,nts to give 200 important mcqs....un ma as 150 tyar karlaina 100 ajaingay.......


Story abhi baaki hai meray dost...........

6. Roll num slips issue :
Ya start hoga " Mujhay letter recieve hogya ha".....now face 100 questions :
Kab aya, kahan sa aya ,kaisa aya....kis clr ka ha... kya likha ha ...center kya ha.....
o common man fee apna b jama krwai , apply aap na b kia....ajaegi !


7. The "test":

" Meray 90 plus IA "......and all others " wahh , how".....astonished as he/she knew k kya aega......

(to be continued)....


Ill post the remaining part soon.....as i am too busy in preperations

Enjoy
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literally; could'nt control laughing....such a realistic representation.
you have keen sense of humor..keep it up bro
the most funny part was that of ladies asking about test date and ads
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It wasn't "little sarcasm" at all ..
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Dedicated to all those forum enthusiasts desperately striving for an excellent career without struggle.
In every single job opportunity you can find these kind of "trouble makers" always arguing.
Please give me a chance to explain

1. Credibility , Source demanding : (As they are chief justice in SC)
These guys always demand an authenticated source .
Steps : Posts to be announced tentatively (150 posts)
Questions : "Tumhay kis na kaha', 'tum khud kya karty ho", 'kab tak aingi" , 'source batao' , 'mera mamu k betay k cxn k bhai hain na fpsc main h said'.....and the next step follows


2. Post Announced :
Fuss makers : " seats kam hain" , "apply kaisa karna ha" and especially that newly joined girl "koi me ko bataye ga add kahan ha" , last date kya ha, print kaisa laina h, document bhaijna ha k nahi , yar mera id card gum gya uffffffffff...... common man you are going to compete hundred of ablest individuals this motherland produce.....
The story continues even after deadline..

3. Expected Test date :
Suddenly a provocative guy would post :xx ko test hai.......Phir wohi steps as explained in point 2.....Tumhy kis n kaha bullshit.......Acha kab announce hogi? Kaun kary ga..... (o bhai/behn chup kar k exam ki tyari kar...jitna time ya pochnay ma zaya kar rahy ho utna ma 100 mcq tyar hojatay)......

4. Posts not to be filled:
In majority of the cases a cute son of an 20th grade officer shall post : "ya posts fill nahi hongi , scales upgrade nahi horahy" and a new chapter of fazool bakwass would start leading no where while a forum moderator would suddenly appear
" Do not use slang language or cute language ...u r nt idiot"
hahahha

5. Test date announced :
This period starts with a typical line
" Koi material upload karo ".....please mujay b send karna....cutedoll91@falana.com,bravo666@dhimkana.c om plus 780 others.......
Advice to such people : Be brave , ask fpsc,ppsc,nts to give 200 important mcqs....un ma as 150 tyar karlaina 100 ajaingay.......


Story abhi baaki hai meray dost...........

6. Roll num slips issue :
Ya start hoga " Mujhay letter recieve hogya ha".....now face 100 questions :
Kab aya, kahan sa aya ,kaisa aya....kis clr ka ha... kya likha ha ...center kya ha.....
o common man fee apna b jama krwai , apply aap na b kia....ajaegi !


7. The "test":

" Meray 90 plus IA "......and all others " wahh , how".....astonished as he/she knew k kya aega......

(to be continued)....


Ill post the remaining part soon.....as i am too busy in preperations

Enjoy


or herat tab hti hy jab some of them manage to qualify and we don't :P
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Dedicated to all those forum enthusiasts desperately striving for an excellent career without struggle.
In every single job opportunity you can find these kind of "trouble makers" always arguing.
Please give me a chance to explain

1. Credibility , Source demanding : (As they are chief justice in SC)
These guys always demand an authenticated source .
Steps : Posts to be announced tentatively (150 posts)
Questions : "Tumhay kis na kaha', 'tum khud kya karty ho", 'kab tak aingi" , 'source batao' , 'mera mamu k betay k cxn k bhai hain na fpsc main h said'.....and the next step follows


2. Post Announced :
Fuss makers : " seats kam hain" , "apply kaisa karna ha" and especially that newly joined girl "koi me ko bataye ga add kahan ha" , last date kya ha, print kaisa laina h, document bhaijna ha k nahi , yar mera id card gum gya uffffffffff...... common man you are going to compete hundred of ablest individuals this motherland produce.....
The story continues even after deadline..

3. Expected Test date :
Suddenly a provocative guy would post :xx ko test hai.......Phir wohi steps as explained in point 2.....Tumhy kis n kaha bullshit.......Acha kab announce hogi? Kaun kary ga..... (o bhai/behn chup kar k exam ki tyari kar...jitna time ya pochnay ma zaya kar rahy ho utna ma 100 mcq tyar hojatay)......

4. Posts not to be filled:
In majority of the cases a cute son of an 20th grade officer shall post : "ya posts fill nahi hongi , scales upgrade nahi horahy" and a new chapter of fazool bakwass would start leading no where while a forum moderator would suddenly appear
" Do not use slang language or cute language ...u r nt idiot"
hahahha

5. Test date announced :
This period starts with a typical line
" Koi material upload karo ".....please mujay b send karna....cutedoll91@falana.com,bravo666@dhimkana.c om plus 780 others.......
Advice to such people : Be brave , ask fpsc,ppsc,nts to give 200 important mcqs....un ma as 150 tyar karlaina 100 ajaingay.......


Story abhi baaki hai meray dost...........

6. Roll num slips issue :
Ya start hoga " Mujhay letter recieve hogya ha".....now face 100 questions :
Kab aya, kahan sa aya ,kaisa aya....kis clr ka ha... kya likha ha ...center kya ha.....
o common man fee apna b jama krwai , apply aap na b kia....ajaegi !


7. The "test":

" Meray 90 plus IA "......and all others " wahh , how".....astonished as he/she knew k kya aega......

(to be continued)....


Ill post the remaining part soon.....as i am too busy in preperations

Enjoy
You nailed it brother. Do tell the situation after announcement of result in your coming post.
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