Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi (zara Hut Ky)
 

Ye baat samajh main aai nahi, Aur Ammi ney samjhai nahi
Main kaisay meethi baat karoon? Jab meethi cheeji khai nahi
Aapi bhi pakaati hain Halwa, Woh aakhir kiyon 'Halwaai' nahi?
Bhayya ki mangni ho gai kal, Kiyoon kal hi 'Dulhan' mangwaai nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi

Naani ke miyaan jab Nana hain, Dadi ke miyaan jab Dada hain......
Tab Aapi se main ne poocha ..Baaji ke miyaan kiya 'Baaja' hain?
Woh huns huns kar yoo kehnay lagi, A bhai nahi yeh bhai nahi
Ye baat samajh main aaai nahi

Jab naya maheena aata hay, Bijli ka bill aa jaata hay
Halaankey Baadal bechaara ye bijli mufft Lutata hay
Phir hum ne apnay ghar Bijli....Kiyoo Badal se lagwaai nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi

Gar Billi 'Shair' ki khala hay?...phir hum ne ussay kiyoon pala hay?
Kiya 'Shair' bohat nalaayak hay? Khala ko maar nikala hay?
Ya jungle ke Raja kay yahaan... kiya milti doodh malaai nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi

Kiyoon Lambay baal hain bhaalu ke ? Kiyoon uss ki tind karai nahi?
Kiya 'woh' bhi Ganda bacha hay?.. ya uss ke Abbu,bhai nahi?
Yeh uss ka 'Hair Style' hay?..... ya Jungle main koi Naai nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi,

Jo Taaray jagmag kartay hain, Kiya unn ki 'Chachi Taai' nahi?
Ho ga koi rishta sooraj se? ye baat humain batlaai nahi
Per Chanda kaisa mamoo hay? jab ammi ka woh 'bhai' nahi?
Ye baat samajh main aai nahi,

Ye baat samajh main aai nahi, Aur Ammi ne samjhaai nahi
Main kesay meethi baat karoon? jab meethi cheeji khai nahi

Din Mein Chand Sitaray Achay Nahi Lagtay
Ab Duniya K Yeh Nazaray Achay Nahi Lagtay
Koi Ja Kar Humaray Ami Aba Se Keh Day
Keh Ab Hum Kunwaray Achay Nahi Lagtay

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Kyon Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarah Badal Jatay Ho
Har Nayay Din Hamara Dil Dukhatay Ho
Baat Sun Kar Humari Rooh Tak Kaamp Gayee
Keh Tum Masjido Se Chapal Aur Lotay Churatay Ho

[COLOR="DarkGreen"][B]Zindagi Hai To Khwab Hai,
Khwab Hai To Manzile Hai,
Manzile Hai To Raaste Hai,
Raaste Hai To Fasle Hai,
Fasle Hai To Mushkilein Hai,
Mushkilein Hai To MAIN HOON NA... [/B][/COLOR]

:)

[B][COLOR="Blue"]papers se chaar din pehle syllabus dekha tou yaad aaya
kuch tou hua hai, kuch ho gaya hai

papers k din paper dekh ker yaad aaya
sab kuch alag hai, sab kuch naya hai [/COLOR][/B]:haha

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@ amy it happends.....dont wory :PP


aao sapney mein tum or mujy koi na jagaey
raho sochoun mein tum to koi na bhulaey
Tmharey Khayal k Muqadmey mein Saza ho jaey
Umer qaid ho jaey or koi na ZAMANT ker waey

[B]Students ka Naara

Yeh bazi haq ki bazi hai
Yeh bazi tum hi haro gay,

Har jaib se phara nikle ga,
Tum kitne phare phado gay!! [/B]
:))

[b]yon Sarkari Officer Ki Jaib Main Aati Hy Rishwat
Jaisay Weeranay Main Chupkay Say Bahar Aa Jay[/b]

[B][COLOR="DarkGreen"]umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi[/COLOR][/B] :pp

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[B][COLOR="DarkGreen"]Dil ki yeh khawaish hai mein tere ghar aaon,
Tere ghar aaon,
Tere ghar aaon,
Baar baar aaon,
Har baar aaon AUR ...
Bell baja kar bhaag jaon[/COLOR][/B] :roll

Sabb ker k DEKH liya
 

[CENTER][SIZE="6"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Red"]Yaroun ko aazma ke dekh liya
Birthday Party mai bula k dekh liya[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Magenta"]Moat b humse door bhagti hai:comein
Lamborghini Gallardo ke neeche aa k dekh liya
[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Blue"]Marta nahi ye JARASIM-E-ISHQ
Safeguard se b naha k dekh liya
[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Green"]Koi sunta nahi FARYAD-E-GHARIB
American Idols mein gana ga k dekh liya.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]
Hamare DIL ka pta nahi lagta yaro
X-RAY Bhi kara kr dekh liya[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/CENTER]

[SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkRed"]Aishwaria Rai, Preety Zinta, Kareena Kapoor
in teenon main se kise ko hona ho ga maira zaroor
main janta hoon, nahi ha itni ooqaat maire,
(laykin)
lab pay aati ha dua ban kay tamana maire[/COLOR][/SIZE]