Add Funny Poetry Here!!!!
 

Well Forum members [I]Fun is the salt of life [/I]so i m here with some fun poetry...u can also add urs ....but essence is moralized and really fun creating poetry not rubbish!I don't know hows mine post is ;-)

Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
Your file not found:cry

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space :sad:

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,
pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se,
ho jaata hai server down:dd

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna,
wait main karoonga:excl:

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya:snor

Larka Aur Larki
 

LARKI:
NA KOTHI CAR HAY TERI NA VCR HI NIKLA
NA UNCLE HAY WAZEERON MAIN NA KOI YAR HI NIKLA
NA INCOMETAX MAIN KOI RISHTAYDAAR HI NIKLA
NA KOI JOB HAY TERI NA KABOBAAR HI NIKLA
PLAAZA JISS KO KEHTAY THAY WOH CHOTA SA KHOKHA HAY
MUHABAT KER K BHI DEKHA MUHABAT MAIN MAIN BHI DHOKA HAY

LARKA:
TUJHAY KASHMIR SAMJHA TOU MAGAR THARPARKAR NIKLA
NA AFSAR HAY TERI MAAN NA ABBA DOCTER NIKLA
GHUBAAR E HUSN K PEECHAY BEAUTY PARLOUR NIKLA
MAIN NEELAY LENSE MAIN DOOBA TOU JA KASHGHAR NIKLA
NA JHUMKAY TERAY ASLI HAIN NA ASLI TERA KOKA HAY
MUHABAT KER K BHI DEKHA MUHABAT MAIN BHI DHOKA HAY..
:haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha

[B]Larka: [/B]

Na asi shehzaday koi, na walid sahab saday koi king.
Dunia to kia lena, banglay asi ik rehna,,,,
chota jaya dil tenu dena !

[B]Larki:[/B]

Na main shhezadi koi, na walida sahiba meri koi queen.
Dunia to kia lena, banglay asi ik rehna,,,,
chota jaya dil tenu dena !

larka aur larki
 

LARKA;
TUJHAY MUJH SAY MUJHAY TUJH SAY BOHAT HI PIAAR HOTA
NA TUJHAY QARAAR HOTA NA MUJHAY QARAAR HOTA

LARKI;
TERA HAR MARZ ULAJHTA MERI JAAN E NATAWAN SAY
JO TUJHAY ZUKAAM HOTA TOU MUJHAY BUKHAR HOTA

LARKA;
JO MAIN TUJH KO YAAD KERTA TUJHAY CHEENKNA BHI PARTA
MERAY SAATH BHI YAQEENAN YEHI BAAR BAAR HOTA

LARKI;
KISI CHOWK MAIN LAGATAY KOI CHOORION KA KHOKHA
MERAY SHEHR MAIN BHI TERA KOI KAROBAAR HOTA
:haha :haha :haha :haha

Fakhira Tou Pagal Thi
 

[SIZE=4]UN SAY MAZARAT K SAATH JIN KA NAAM FAIKHIRA HAY[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4][/SIZE]
[SIZE=6][I][B]fakhira tou pagal thi[/B][/I][/SIZE][SIZE=6]
[I][B][SIZE=5]faishanon kay chaker main[/SIZE][/B][/I]
[I][B][SIZE=5]yun faraib kha baithi[/SIZE][/B][/I]
[I][B][SIZE=5]rang gora kernay ki[/SIZE][/B][/I]
[I][B][SIZE=5]har dawa maga baithi[/SIZE][/B][/I]
[I][B][SIZE=5]thi jo dawa khanay ki[/SIZE][/B][/I]
[I][B][SIZE=5]woh dawa laga baithi[/SIZE][/B][/I]
[I][B][SIZE=5]jo dawa lagani thi[/SIZE][/B][/I]
[I][B][SIZE=5]us dawa ko kha baithi[/SIZE][/B][/I]
[I][B][SIZE=5]aur is himaqat say[/SIZE][/B][/I]
[/SIZE][SIZE=5][I][B]apni jaan gawa baithi[/B][/I][/SIZE]:haha :haha :haha :haha :haha

Funny Poetry
 

[B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]Some Poetry to Smile.. [/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
Your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna,
wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya

[B]I would like that other members will also take part and add funny poetry to thread [/B]
Regards

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaloo
Apne dil ke hard disk pe aur kitni files daloon
Apne chehre se ruswaii ka error to hatao
Ai janeman apne dil ka password to batao
Apne chehre se ruswaii ka error to hatao
Ai janeman apne dil ka password to batao

Roz raat aap meray sapney main atey ho
Mujhay pyaar ka mouse bana ker ungaliyon per nachate ho
Teray pyaar ka email meray dil ko lubhaata hai
Per beech main teray baap ka virus ajata hai
Aur karvaoogay humsey kitnaa intizaar
Humarey dil pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badlaa dekho kaise loonga
Janeman teray baap ko shift delete kar doon ga
Apkay nakhrey dil pe bang hogaye
Do PC joodtey joodtey hang hogaye
Aap jaison ke liye dil ko cut diya kartey hain
Warna baki cases main to copy paste kiya kartey hain

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail

Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Aish,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash!

Regards.

[B]Oor bhi chizain lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Yeh batayaan doston nay ishq farmane ke baad
Iss liye kamray ki eik eik chiz check karta hoon main
Eik tere ane se pehle eik tere jane ke baad;-)[/B]

Funny Poetry
 

[B][SIZE=3]Funny Poetry[/SIZE][/B] Parhna likhna chhadd paray,

Nakal tay rakhkh aaassss,,,,

Chakk Razayi tay so ja baghta,:sleeping :sleeping :sleeping

Rabb Karruu ga pass......

:vic :vic :vic

Maine pucha chand se ki kahin dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin...
Chand ne kaha ...Ullu ke pathe..itni upar se dikhta hai kya koi???

Regards.