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My New computer (funny)

We have bought a new computer
that's the fastest ever seen.
It has terabytes of mem'ry
and a forty-eight inch screen.
It has all the latest gizmos
and accessories galore.
It has every last peripheral
they carried at the store.
It has disk drives by the dozen
it has twenty-seven mice,
and it even has a microwave
included in the price.
It can teach you how to mambo.
It can play the violin.
It can calculate the distance
from Botswana to Berlin.
It can speak in seven languages
with scholarly finesse,
then defeat the world's grandmasters
in a tournament of chess.
It can conjure anti-gravity,
or build a time machine.
Our computer is undoubtedly
the fastest ever seen.
When we went and bought it yesterday
we thought it pretty neat,
but today our new computer
is already obsolete.
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Takdeer mein Jo hia wohi mily ga

Khberdaar koi apni Jaga se nahi Hily ga

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pehlay Pattoki aur phir Sahiwal aata hai!
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tum se bichra tou ye ehsas huwa,
ye ishq na hum ko raas huwa,
mere dil ka satiyanaas huwa,
humara daakh-la(addmission) tou aik sath huwa,
per gazab k tere sath huwa,
tu husn ki devi fail hui,
mai dard ka mara pass huwa.

GIRL.......:
mai clas mei tum ko dekhti thi,
din raat mei tera sochti thi,
kitab ko jab mei uthati thi,
teri yadon mei kho jati thi,
par tuj ko na ehsas huwa,
ye gazab tou mere sath huwa,
mai pyar ki pyasi fail hui,
tu jhoota aashiq pass huwa.
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Gariyon k peechay likhay ash'aar


Tera mera sadiyaan da vair ey,
"Tu langh ja,...... sadi khair ey"

Main ghar gaya to laga tha tala
"jalney waly ka munh kala

Band karo ye star plus k show,
Haaran do,...........Rasta lo....

Wo wajj gaya ik car se
Deikh zaroor magar,...Piyar se,

Mehngai ne poora mulk hilya,
jinhain maan nu sataya,..onhain rikshaw chalaya
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Paray Rahay Phir Un K Ghar, mazaak hi mazaak me

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