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Old Wednesday, December 12, 2007
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Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

If, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work !

In other words,
Human that don't enjoy = Donkey that work




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Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money

If Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys






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Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend
If, Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys





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So the Conclusion is:

Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!

Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!
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Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

If, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work !

In other words,
Human that don't enjoy = Donkey that work
Hmmmmmm

It can also be derived as:

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

If, Human - work = Donkey + enjoy !

In other words,
Human that don't work = Donkey that enjoy
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Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend
If, Women - spend = Donkeys
It can b as: Women = Donkeys + spend

Women r donkeys that spend!.....................!!
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