Couple doing Romance in Auto Autowaala watching them Aage jaake auto pole se takra gaya.


Autowala sar patak ke bola "ab samjha "Titanic" kyon dooba tha

Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.

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Work until your idols become your rivals.

Difference b/w Loffer & Offer.
Agar koi larka kisi larki ko propose karay to "Loffer" aur agar koi larki kisi larkay to propose karay to "Offer"
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Teacher: "Cheeku! I'll give u a tight slap if u continue ur non-serious attitude in the class."
Cheeku: "Thapper se dar nahi lagta madam pyar se lagta hay."
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There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.

An engineer, a physicist, a
mathematician, and a mystic were
asked to name the greatest
invention of all times.
The engineer chose fire, which
gave humanity power over matter.
The physicist chose the wheel,
which gave humanity the power
over space.
The mathematician chose the
alphabet, which gave humanity
power over symbols.
The mystic chose the thermos
bottle.
"Why a thermos bottle?" the
others asked.
"Because the thermos keeps hot
liquids hot in winter and cold liquids
cold in summer."
"Yes -- so what?"
"Think about it." said the mystic
reverently. That little bottle --
how does it know?"
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A hydrogen atom lost its electron
and went to the police station to
file a missing electron report. He
was questioned by the police:
"Haven't you just misplaced it
somewhere? Are you sure that
your electron is really lost?"
"I'm positive." replied the atom confidently.
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You enter the laboratory and see
an experiment. How will you know
which class is it?
If it's green and wiggles (dissection of frogs, yuck!), it's biology.
If it stinks (production of CO2 during acid base reaction), it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work (ha ha ha), it's physics.

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It has been my wish; just don't want to pay thousands to the palm readers, already did. Save me a couple of thousands, and quench my curiosity. Want to talk about Tarrot and magic. Just a request!

Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal...

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Work until your idols become your rivals.

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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No matter how fast i run or how far i go it wont escape me, pain, misery, emptiness.

Afridi'daughter while watching Tv:"Mummy Mummy,dekho papa six pe six maar rahe hain"...
Afridi'wife.."Beta theek se dekho,PEPSI ka ishtehar ho ga"

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Fight for your dreams & your dreams will fight for you.

> > Hope you enjoy this one> ...>
> > 3 powerful equations,
> > 2 extremely powerful postulates
> >
> > Equation 1
> > Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
> > Donkey = eat + sleep
> >
> > Therefore,
> > Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
> >
> > Therefore,
> > Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
> >
> > In other words,
> > Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work
> > ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
> >
> > Equation 2
> > Men = eat + sleep + earn money
> > Donkeys = eat + sleep
> >
> > Therefore,
> > Men = Donkeys + earn money
> > Therefore,
> > Men - earn money = Donkeys
> >
> > In other words,
> > Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
> > ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====
> >
> > Equation 3
> > Women = eat + sleep + spend
> > Donkeys = eat + sleep
> >
> > Therefore,
> > Women = Donkeys + spend
> >
> > Therefore,
> > Women - spend = Donkeys
> >
> > In other words,
> > Women that don't spend = Donkeys
> > ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
> >
> > To Conclude:
> >
> > From Equation 2 and Equation 3
> > Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
> >
> > So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
> >
> > And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
> >
> > So, we have?
> > Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
> >
> > Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
> > Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together

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"When God Want to Humiliate A Person then He Almighty Deprive him of Knowledge" Hazrat Ali A.S

Cheeku: Yar mein nay apni girl-friend ko gift dena hay, kia dun?"
pappu :"Gold ki Ring day day."
Cheeku: "koi bari cheez bata yaar."
Pappu: "Tractor ka Tyre day day phir."
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Film Star MEERA's Poetry,

Rok to loon these eyes ko tujhe Looknay se Meera,
But is heart ka what karun jo beat'ta hay just tere lye
(Aff Cooourse)
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A married man has an affair with his Secretary. One day, they go on date and spend so much time that it got 80 PM. while returing home, Man rubbed his shoes & clothes with grass & dirt.
At Home, wife asked: "where were you?"
Husband: "I can't lie to you, I was having an affair and coming from Date.
Wife looked at him and shouted: "Jhootay! cricket khail k aa rahay ho na? So sweet
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ek aadmi hi aadmi ki nature samajh sakta hay.
Costumer: "mujhe ek ladies suit chahiye.'
Salesman: "begam k lye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaun?"

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There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.

If they give me the questions which I dont know?...then I give them Answers which they dont know

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Fight for your dreams & your dreams will fight for you.