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50 sardar aik kashti mein sawaar thay, kay achanak River kay beech kashti ruk gayi
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or sab doob gaye....

bhala kiun??????????
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kiun kay sab sardar utar kar dhakka laganay lagay thay
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Bachon ki 2010 Ki Stories

1-Pyasa Kawwa ur rha tha,achanak usse neche khuch Pani or Khuch Kankar nazae aye,jese hi wo Pani mein Kankar dalne k lie neche utra to NamalOom Afrad ki Firing se Halaak ho gya.....

2-Kutte ne Qasai ki Dukan se gosht churaya,wo pani mein aks dekh rha tha k selabi Rela usse baha k le gaya....

3-Kachwa aur Khergosh ne Race start ki,Khargosh k sote hi kachwa uska Mobile aur qeemti ashya nikal k Bhag Gya....

4-Aladin ne Chiragh ragra to wo zor dar dhamakay sai phat gya...Aladin semait 4 Afraad jaa behuq,Mutaddad zakhmi....

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I LOVE work..but unfortunately,if I do work,it gets Finished....How can I Finish something that I LOVE????
So,I dont WORK..Enjoy LAZINESS with ATITUDE
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I LOVE work..but unfortunately,if I do work,it gets Finished....How can I Finish something that I LOVE????
So,I dont WORK..Enjoy LAZINESS with ATITUDE
I love my job
but
the work spoils it
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Sardar: "I haven't slept all night in the train."

Friend: "Why?"

Sardar: "Got upper berth."

Friend: "Why didn't you exchange?"

Sardar: "There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth."

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Shadi ki 15th Anniversery per Husband gehri soch mein gum tha.

Wife: "kia soch rahay ho?"

Husband: "Yad hay jab tumharay abbu nay Date per pakra tha or kaha tha k ya to meri beti say shadi karo ya 15 saal kay liye Jail janay kay liye tayyar ho jao?"

Wife: (smiles) Yes!

Husband: "Agar mein sahi faisla karta to aaj Azaad hota."

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If swimming is so good for your figure,
how do you explain whales?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What is the speed of time? One-second per second.???

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.


No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
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He didnot Like my Curry,
and he didnot like my cake,
He said my Biscuits were too hard,
Not like his Mother used to make,
I did not prepare the coffee right,
He didnot like the stew,
I didnot mend his socks,
the way his Mother used to do,
I pondered for an answer,
I was looking for a clue,
Is not there anything I could do?
To match his Mother'shoe?
Then I smiled as I saw the Light,
One thing I could definitely do,
I turned around and SLAPPED him tightly,
Like his MOTHER used to do
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ek sardar ki roti per say chooha guzar gaya.

Sardar to her mother: "hun mein ay roti nahi khani."

Mother: "Kha lay putar, choohay nay kera jutti pai hoyi si."

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He wrote: "Drive carefully! Dont kill the students, wait for the Teachers."
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1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st class. They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead Dog.
The professor put his finger in dog's mouth and tasted it in his own mouth.
Then he said to them to do the same.
The students hesitated for several minutes.
But, eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog's mouth and tasted it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said:
"The most important quality is 'Observation'. I inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger. Now learn to 'pay attention'.
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Andheri Raat mein aik sunsaan sarak pe aiK sur kuti lash apri thi,wahan se aik Larka guzra raha tha k Lash k kareeb phuncha,buht khoufnaak awazein ane lagein.larke ne himmat ker k lash ko sedha kia,aik dum uski nazrar Lash ki bund Mutthi pe pari,us ne wo Mutthi kholi to achank Tez Hawaein chalne lagien,Mutthi mein aik Kagaz tha jis pe Likha tha
"DUNIYA WALUN MUJHE MAUF KER DO,MEIN NE HI KHA THA K PEPSI P 5 RS KUM KER DO"...
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When a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, its love. But after marraige, its self-defence.
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Girl: "is suit k kia price hain?"
Shopkeeper: " Rs.1500.
Girl: " Ufff.... or wo pink walay k kia price hain?"

Shopkeeper" do (2) baar "Uff Uff"
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When you judge a Person,Walk a Mile in His shoes....
After that...
who cares?
He's a Mile Away and the Shoes are Yours
Take them and RUN
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3 admi picnic per gaey, wahan ja k yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhool aey. Decide Kiya k sab say chota ja ker pepsi lay aey.
Chota: Mein is shart pe pepsi lenay jaonga k meray anay tak samosay nahi khao gay.
baqi dono agree ho gaey.

6 hours guzar gaey, chota nahi aya
Poora din guzar gia, chota nahi aya
raat ho gai, dono nay socha k ab samosay kha lenay chahiay

jesay he samosa uthaya, chota darakht k pechay say bola


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