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Thumbs up dedicated to CSS 2011 candidates
here is something to make you all laugh for a little while...

Sardar Jee at Microsoft for a Job interview..

Interviewer:

'which are the four version of Java?'

Sardar Jee:

Marr Java,

Mitt Java,

Lutt Java,

te Sadkey Java'

) good luck to all...
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Old man say's: I was dying to finish high school & start college,
then I was dying to finish college and start working,
then I was dying to marry and have children,
then I was dying for my children to grow old enough,
so I could go back to work, but then I was dying to retire,
and now I am dying . . . and suddenly I realized I forgot to live:
don't let this happen to you,
enjoy your time every day
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When you are in love
you make wonders happen B-)

But when you are married :P
you wonders what happened :-O
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Get Marry….
not for yourself,

but

... for the future of your children, they are getting late for school and fees are increasing day by day
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Sense of responsibility.

A man goes into library and asks for a book on suicide.

Librarian looks him and says,

Who will return the BooK back?
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1st year students of M.B.B.S were attending their 1st anatomy class.

They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dog. The Professor, put his finger in dog's mouth & tasted it in his own mouth. Then he said them to do the same. The students hesitated for several minutes. But eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog's mouth & tasted it.

When everyone finished, the professor looked at them & said : The most important quality is 'observation'. I inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger. Now learn to 'PAY ATTENTION'.
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police officer during inquiry to a child
" son ur father is in AL QAYEDA'??

Child..
"Uncle i dn knw about my papa but i am on "NORAANI QAYEDA" :...:P
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A man has saved his girl friend number as "BATTERY LOW". Whenever she calls & he is not around, his wife plugs phone to charger..!
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What is Mutual Exclusion?

It means you skipped some topics when you study
AND
The man who sets the paper skips the topic which you have studied
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When You "Wait" For A Waiter In A Restaurant,



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