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A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most Unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one About 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man Walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in Single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, And I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral Like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is It?"

The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife."

"What happened to her?"

The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also."

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first One asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Join the queue."
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politician 1 bar bari jazbati taqreer kr rha tha

Batao !!!


Munafiq kon?

Dehshat Gard kon?

Bibi ka qatil kon?

Achanak
Ufone walon ki awaz ai



TUM HE TU HO.
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Police wale ne car wale ko roka aur kaha.."ye road safety ka week hai,aap belt pehan ker car chala rhe ho...aapko 1000 Rs ka inaam dia jata hai...AAp is inaam ka kia kero ge????"
Car Driver..."Main is inaam se apna driving licence bunwaunga"
Pichli sear per baithi uski Maa boli"Iski baat ka yakeen mat kero ye sharab pi ker khuch bhi bolta hai"...
uske Papa neend se jage aur Police ko dekh k bole"Mujhe pta tha k Chouri ki car mein hum ziada dour nhi ja payenge"....
Tabhi Dikki se awaz aye"Bhai hum ne BORDER cross ker lia".....?
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Girl to Sardar: "How many apples can u eat in empty stomach?"
Sardar: "4 apples."
Girl: "u can eat only 1 apple bcoz when u eat 2nd apple, ur stomach is not empty."
Sardar: "wah yar kamal kar dia, mein apnay dost ko bhi bataun ga."
then sardar to his friend: "how many apples can u eat in empty stomach?"
Friend: "6 apples."
Sardar: "hat yar, agar tu 4 bolta to itna set joke sunata."
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Meri dictionary mein IMPOSSIBLE ka word nahi......
Sardar uth k bola"Tay mama vaikh k laini si"
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What is "PYAAR"?
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Its a group of friends sitting in a canteen wid cup of tea n coffee in hand n saying...!!

"P---------------YAAR"

werna thandi ho jayegi...!!
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Talking English is a difficult language for japanese:P
A True Story:-

A few days ago, japanese prime minister "Mori" was given some basic english training before he visits Washington DC to meet the president of America, Barack Obama...
The instructor tought Mori, when u shake hand with Obama, pls say, "How are u?".
Then Obama would say, I am fine and u?
Then u should say "me too"
Afterwards we(translators) will handle.

When Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said, "Who are you?"(instead of how are you)
Obama was bit shocked but still managed to react with humour and replied, "Well, I am Mishal's husband, ha ha"
Then Mori replied, "Me too" ha ha
**Long silence**=P
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Gabbar : yeh haath mujhe de de
thakur!

Thakur: le le ,
mere haath le le,

basanti k bhi le le,
jay aur veeru k bhi le le .......

octopus banja
kaminay!

Gabbar : sorry yaar, tu toh
emotional ho gay !!!
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Wife: "mujhe samajh nahi ati paisay kahan chhupuan, kahan bhi chupati hun hamara beta chura leta hay."
Husband: "uski books meinc chupa do, hath bhi nahi lageyega."
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