once a girl checked his boy friend's cell phone to see that what is her saved name in his cell phone she was assuming that it will be "sweety", Honey" etc
but she was shocked to see her saved name which was....



" BASHIR PLUMBER"

A woman is driving 1st time on the highway.

Her husband calls & says."Be careful love,

it's just been on the radio that some one is driving the wrong way on the highway
...
She replies : "Someone..?"

"These are in hundreds

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Success is never achieved by the size of our brain but it is always achieved by the quality of our thoughts.

Eik admi ka hont jala huwa tha.kisi ne pocha"kaise jala?"
Admi bola"wife ko chorne station gya tha,KHUSHI k mare train k Engine ko choom lia"

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Fight for your dreams & your dreams will fight for you.

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday...

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kee MUHAMMAD (saw) se wafa tu ne to hum terey hen - Ye jahan cheez he kiya loh o qalam terey hen

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Success is never achieved by the size of our brain but it is always achieved by the quality of our thoughts.

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kee MUHAMMAD (saw) se wafa tu ne to hum terey hen - Ye jahan cheez he kiya loh o qalam terey hen

Difference between a friend and Lover

U can tell ur Friend "u r my best friend"

But do u have courage to tell ur lover
"u r my Best Lover"??? :P ?D

Attempt can be injurious

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It is Human, who is bad not Religions.

Universal law of Love:

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "


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First law of Love:

" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "


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Second law of Love:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "


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Third law of Love:

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

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what humbugs we r,who pretend to live for beauty and never see the dawn :)

A Pathan in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore
The questions are as follows:
1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150
Pathan says "I will skip this"
2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR
pathan asks for help from the University students
3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER
Pathan asks for help from general public
4) Which of these is King George VI first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL

Pathan asks for lucky cards
5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:
A) CANARY BIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT
Pathan gives up...

If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at our Pathan's replies, then please check the answers below:

1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
2) The Panama hat is made in Equador
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he
changed his name
5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on Puppy...The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which
means islands of the puppies.



Now tell me who's the dumb one....!!!Don't ever laugh at a Pathan again!!

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what humbugs we r,who pretend to live for beauty and never see the dawn :)

Teacher:
Agr 1 aam k darakht par 10 kely lage hain, or un mei se 7 amrud torh liye to kitne kharboze bache ?

studnt: sir 9 Hathi

teacher: wah tmy kesy pata chala?

student: sir q k me aaj tifin mai gobhi ki sabzi laya hun

Moral:
Rozana brush karo warna petrol mehnga ho jay ga

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Success is never achieved by the size of our brain but it is always achieved by the quality of our thoughts.