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Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
>>Doc: Haan, bilkul.
>>Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi
>>zindagi hai.


Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe
>>ghoom
>>rahi thi...
>>Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
>>Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !


Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name
>>from
>>NASA to SATYANASA


Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
>>Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
>>Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
>>Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye


Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
>>Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
>>


At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand,
>>oh!
>>Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is
>>he crying?


In an interview,
>>Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
>>Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
>>Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
>>Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup
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Hahahahahah
very nice
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Hilarious jokes............lolzzzzzzzzzz
@I M Possible ....keep sharing
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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?

A: He is the one who erases the books when the
teacher erases the board.
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.

Banta: Santa u'll die.

Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
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Fatima khan thats brillliant,kp it up.
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Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
>>Jeeto: Why 3?
>>Santa: For you and your parents


>>Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon
>>ghoorte
>>ho?
>>Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
>>


Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada
>>Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
>>Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10 ve number pe tha


Banta: U cheated me.
>>Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
>>Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India
>>Radio!


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
>>Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
>>Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
>>Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child


Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
>>Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi ...!
>>


>>Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
>>Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
>>Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai


>>Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
>>Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.


>>Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
>>Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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Ek American ne aik sardar sy kaha 'hamare yahan shadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai'
isper sardar bola 'kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai'
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sardar to preto
"eik wari i love u keh day"
preto: nahi menu sharam andi ey
sardar:ek wari keh de
preto: nahi
sardar: dekh le fer meri pehan nahi
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