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Old Wednesday, July 25, 2012
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Default Poem on Life of a bank employee

Zindagi se hara hua hai,
Par "Report Tally" karne se haar nahi manata,
Apne excel sheet ki ek ek line ise rati hui hai,
Par aaj kaun se rang ke moze pehne hain, ye nahi janata,
Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai
Wo dekho ek bank employee ja raha hai,

Das hazaar line ki file main error dhoond lete hain lekin,
Majboor dost ki ankhon ki nami dikhayi nahi deti,
PC pe hazaar windows khuli hain,
Par dil ki window pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti,
Satuday-sunday nahata nahi, week days ko naha raha hai,
Wo dekho ek bank employee ja raha hai,

linking karte karte pata hi nahi chala,
"Excel" ki priority kab maa-baap se high ho gayi,
Kitabon main gulab rakhne wala, cigerette ke dhuyen main kho gaya,
Dil ki zameen se armaanon ki vidayi ho gayi,
Weekends pe daroo peke jo jashna mana raha hai,
Wo dekho ek bank employee ja raha hai,

Maze lena ho iske to pooch lo,
"Salary Increment" ki party kab dila rahe ho,
Hansi udana ho to pooch lo,
"Leave" pe kab ja rahe ho?
Wo dekho Leave se laute team-mate ki chocolates kha raha hai,
Wo dekho ek bank employee ja raha hai,

Kharche badh rahe hain,
Baal kam ho rahe hain,
Income Tax ke sitam ho rahe hain,
Lo phir se bus chhut gayi, Auto se aa raha hai,
Wo dekho ek bank employee ja raha hai,

Pizza galey se nahi utarta,
To "Coke" ke sahare nigal liya jata hai,
Office ki "Thali" dekh munh hai bigadta,
Maa ke hath ka wo khana har roz yaad ata hai,
"Sprout bhel" bani hai phir bhi, free "Evening Snacks" kha raha hai,
Wo dekho ek bank employee ja raha hai,

Aapne ab tak li hongi bahut si chutikiya,
bank field wale ke jivan ka sach batati ye akhri kuch panktiyan,

Hazaron ki tankhwah wala, company ki karoron ki jeb bharta hai,
bank employee wahi ban sakta hai, jo lohe ka jigar rakhta hai,
Hum log jee jee ke marte hain, zindagi hai kuch aisi,
Ek fauj ki naukri, doosri bank ki , dono ek jaisi,
Is nazam ka har lafz mere dil ki gehrayi se aa raha hai,
Wo dekho ek bank employee ja raha hai ..........
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