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Default Types of woman
Types of Women

Internet Woman
It’s not easy to get access to her.

 Server Woman
She’s always busy when you need her.

 Windows Woman
Everybody know she cannot do anything right, but no body can live without her.

 AOL Woman
Nobody and stand her for more than half an hour.

 Excel Woman
They say she can do lots of things, but you only use her for the 4 basic operations.

 Word Woman
She always has a surprise for you and there isn’t anybody who really understands her.

 DOS Woman
There was a time when everybody needed her, but nobody wants her now.

 Scandisk Woman
She is good deep inside and she is only trying to help. But, actually nobody knows what she is really doing.

 Screensaver Woman
She is useless, but you have fun with her.

 Paintbrush Woman
Easy to use, but nobody gets satisfied.

 RAM Woman
She forgets everything as soon as she is unplugged.

 Hard Disk Woman
She always remembers everything.

 Mouse Woman
She is useful only when she is pushed and dragged.

 Multimedia Woman
She makes everything look nice.

 Joystick Woman
When you use her, you end with your hand sweating and your arm aches.

 Microsoft Woman
She wants to dominate every man she meets. She’ll try to convince you she’s the best for you. She schemes how to make you get in trouble with other women. She promises you that she’ll do whatever you want if you throw your girl friend’s telephone numbers away. Suddenly, she will be the only one in your life. There will come a time when you will need her approval before you can open the fridge or you can take your car keys.

 Password WomanYou think you’re the only one who know her, but actually everybody knows her.

 MP3 Woman
Everybody wants to have her.

 User Woman
She does nothing right and she is always demanding more than she really needs.

 Analyst-Programmer Woman
She is always cooking, she is always mending.

 CPU Woman
She has a great look outside, but she is empty inside.

 Monitor Woman
She makes you see life in colorful ways.

 CD-ROM Woman
Everytime she is faster.

 Virus Woman
(ALSO KNOWN AS WIFE) When you least expect, she gets into your life, she stays and takes control of all your belongings. If you try to get rid of her, you lose many resources. But, if you don’t, then you may lose everything.
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