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ﺁﭖ ﮐﺴﯽ ﮐﯽ ﮔﺮﻝ ﻓﺮﯾﻨﮉ ﮨﯿﮟ ﺗﻮ ﺁﭖﺧﻮﺵ ﻗﺴﻤﺖ ﮨﯿﮟ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺗﻮ ﭘﮭﺮﻭﮦ ﺧﻮﺵ ﻗﺴﻤﺖ ﮨﮯ ﮨﻤﺎﺭﺍ ﻣﺸﺎﮨﺪﮦ ﮨﮯ ﮐﮧ ﮔﺮﻝ ﻓﺮﯾﻨﮉ ﺑﻨﺎﻧﮯ ﮐﮯﺑﮍﮮ ﻓﺎﺋﺪﮮ ﮨﯿﮟ۔ ﺑﻨﺪﮦ ﺑﮯ ﺷﮏ ﺳﺎﺭﯼﺯﻧﺪﮔﯽ ﮔﮭﺮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﮐﺪﻭ ﮔﻮﺷﺖ ﮐﮭﺎﺗﺎ ﺭﮨﮯﻟﯿﮑﻦ ﺟﯿﺴﮯ ﮨﯽ ﺍﺱ ﮐﯽ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﮔﺮﻝﻓﺮﯾﻨﮉ ﺑﻨﺘﯽ ﮨﮯ، ﻭﮦ ﺍﭼﺎﻧﮏ ﭘﯿﺰﺍ ﮐﮭﺎﻧﮯ ﻟﮕﺘﺎﮨﮯ، ﮐﭙﮍﮮ ﺍﺳﺘﺮﯼ ﮐﺮﻧﮯ ﻟﮕﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﮨﺮﭼﻮﺗﮭﮯ ﺭﻭﺯ ﻧﮩﺎﻧﮯ ﺑﮭﯽ ﻟﮕﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ

۔ ﯾﮩﯽ ﺣﺎﻝ ﻟﮍﮐﯽ ﮐﺎ ﺑﮭﯽ ﮨﻮﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ۔ ﺁﭖ ﻧﮯﺁﺝ ﺗﮏ ﮐﺴﯽ ﺍﯾﺴﯽ ﮔﺮﻝ ﻓﺮﯾﻨﮉ ﮐﮯ ﺑﺎﺭﮮﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺳﻨﺎ ﮨﻮﮔﺎ ﺟﺲ ﻧﮯ ﺍﭘﻨﮯ ﺑﻮﺍﺋﮯﻓﺮﯾﻨﮉ ﺳﮯ ﻧﺎﻥ ﭼﮭﻮﻟﮯ ﮐﮭﺎﻧﮯ ﮐﯽﻓﺮﻣﺎﺋﺶ ﮐﯽ ﮨﻮ۔ ﻟﮍﮐﯿﻮﮞ ﮐﻮ ﭘﺘﺎ ﮨﻮﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ ﮐﮧﺍﻧﮩﻮﮞ ﻧﮯ ﺍﯾﺴﯽ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﻓﺮﻣﺎﺋﺶ ﮐﯽ ﺗﻮﺑﯿﭩﮭﮯ ﺑﭩﮭﺎﺋﮯ ﮈﯼ ﮔﺮﯾﮉ ﮨﻮ ﺟﺎ ﺋﯿﮟ ﮔﯽ ﻟﮩﺬﺍ ﯾﮧ ﺍﺳﭩﺎﺭﭦ ﮨﯽ ﺯﻧﮕﺮ ﺑﺮﮔﺮ ﺳﮯ ﻟﯿﺘﯽﮨﯿﮟ۔

ﯾﮧ ﮐﺒﮭﯽ ﮐﺒﮭﯽ ﺧﻮﺩ ﺑﮭﯽ ﻟﮍﮐﮯ ﮐﻮﻓﻮﻥ ﮐﺮﻟﯿﺘﯽ ﮨﯿﮟ ﻟﯿﮑﻦ ﺍﯾﮏ ﻣﻨﭧ ﮐﯽﮔﻔﺘﮕﻮ ﮐﮯ ﺑﻌﺪ ﮨﯽ ﺍﺳﮯ ﺍﺣﺘﯿﺎﻃﺎَ ﺑﺘﺎ ﺩﯾﺘﯽﮨﯿﮟ ﮐﮧ ﺍﮔﺮ ﻣﯿﺮﺍ ﻓﻮﻥ ﺑﻨﺪ ﮨﻮ ﺟﺎﺋﮯ ﺗﻮ ﭘﻠﯿﺰﺗﻢ ﮐﺮﻟﯿﻨﺎ۔ ﭨﮭﯿﮏ ﺍﯾﮏ ﻣﻨﭧ ﺑﻌﺪ ﯾﮧ ﮐﻮﺋﯽﺑﺎﺕ ﮐﺮﺗﮯ ﮐﺮﺗﮯ ﺍﭼﺎﻧﮏ ﻓﻮﻥ ﺑﻨﺪ ﮐﺮﺩﯾﺘﯽﮨﯿﮟ، ﻟﮍﮐﺎ ﻓﻮﺭﺍَ ﺭﻧﮓ ﺑﯿﮏ ﮐﺮﺗﺎ ﮨﮯ ﺍﻭﺭﭘﻨﺪﺭﮦ ﻣﻨﭧ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﭘﻨﺎ ﺳﻮ ﻭﺍﻻ ﮐﺎﺭﮈ ﺧﺘﻢﮐﺮﻭﺍ ﺑﯿﭩﮭﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ

ﺍﭼﮭﯽ ﮔﺮﻝ ﻓﺮﯾﻨﮉ ﻟﮍﮐﮯ ﮐﻮ ﮐﺎﻓﯽ ﺳﺎﺭﯼﺍﺣﺘﯿﺎﻃﯽ "ﺗﺪﺍﺑﯿﺮ" ﺑﮭﯽ ﺳﻤﺠﮭﺎ ﺩﯾﺘﯽﮨﮯ۔ ﻣﺜﻼَ ﯾﮧ ﮐﮧ ﺟﺐ ﺑﮭﯽ ﻣﺠﮫ ﺳﮯ ﺑﺎﺕﮐﺮﻧﯽ ﮨﻮ ﭘﮩﻠﮯ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﻋﺎﻡ ﺳﺎ ﻟﻄﯿﻔﮧﻓﺎﺭﻭﺭﮈ ﮐﺮﻧﺎ، ﺍﮔﺮ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﻃﺮﻑ ﺳﮯ ﺟﻮﺍﺏﻧﮧ ﺁﺋﮯ ﺗﻮ ﺳﻤﺠﮫ ﺟﺎﻧﺎ ﻣﯿﮟ "ﻣﯿﻼﺩ" ﻣﯿﮟﮨﻮﮞ۔ ﺍﺳﯽ ﻃﺮﺡ ﺍﮔﺮ ﮐﺒﮭﯽ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﺑﺠﺎﺋﮯﮔﮭﺮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺳﮯ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻓﻮﻥ ﺍﭨﮭﺎ ﻟﮯ ﺗﻮﻓﻮﻥ ﺑﻨﺪ ﻧﮧ ﮐﺮﺩﯾﻨﺎ ﺑﻠﮑﮧ ﺍﻃﻤﯿﻨﺎﻥ ﺳﮯﮐﮩﻨﺎ، ﮐﯿﺎ ﯾﮧ ﺭﺷﯿﺪ ﭘﻠﻤﺒﺮ ﮐﺎ ﻧﻤﺒﺮ ﮨﮯ؟ ﺍﻭﺭﺍﮔﺮ ﮐﺒﮭﯽ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺑﺎﺕ ﮐﺮﺗﮯ ﮐﺮﺗﮯ ﺍﭼﺎﻧﮏﻓﻮﻥ ﺑﻨﺪ ﮐﺮﺩﻭﮞ ﺗﻮ ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﻓﻮﺭﺍَ ﺩﻭﺑﺎﺭﮦ ﻓﻮﻥ ﻧﮧ ﮐﺮﻧﺎ، ﮨﺎﮞ ﺍﮔﺮ ﻣﺴﮉ ﮐﺎﻝ ﺩﻭﮞ ﺗﻮﭘﮭﺮ ﺑﮯ ﺷﮏ ﮐﺮﻟﯿﻨﺎ۔

ﺍﯾﺴﯽ ﮔﺮﻝ ﻓﺮﯾﻨﮉﺯ ﮨﻤﯿﺸﮧ ﺍﺱ ﺑﺎﺕ ﭘﺮﺯﻭﺭ ﺩﯾﺘﯽ ﮨﯿﮟ ﮐﮧ ﻭﮦ ﺻﺮﻑ ﺁﭖ ﺳﮯ ﮨﯽﺑﺎﺕ ﮐﺮﺗﯽ ﮨﯿﮟ، ﻭﺭﻧﮧ ﺍﻥ ﮐﮯ ﭘﺎﺱ ﮐﺴﯽﮐﯿﻠﺌﮯ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﭨﯿﻢ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ۔ ﺍﯾﺴﮯ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺁﭖﮐﺒﮭﯽ ﺭﺍﺕ ﮐﮯ ﺩﻭ ﺑﺠﮯ ﺍﻥ ﮐﻮ ﭼﯿﮏ ﮐﺮﻧﮯﮐﯿﻠﺌﮯ ﻓﻮﻥ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ ﺗﻮ ﺍﮐﺜﺮ ﮐﮯ ﻓﻮﻥ ﺳﮯﯾﮩﯽ ﺁﻭﺍﺯ ﺁﺋﮯ ﮔﯽ "ﺁﭖ ﮐﺎ ﻣﻄﻠﻮﺑﮧ ﻧﻤﺒﺮﭘﭽﮭﻠﮯ ﮈﯾﮍﮪ ﮔﮭﻨﭩﮯ ﺳﮯ ﻣﺼﺮﻭﻑ ﮨﮯ"ﺍﮔﺮ ﺁﭖ ﺑﻌﺪ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺷﮑﻮﮦٰ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ ﮐﮧ ﺍﺗﻨﯽﺭﺍﺕ ﮐﻮ ﮐﺲ ﺳﮯ ﺑﺎﺕ ﮨﻮﺭﮨﯽ ﺗﮭﯽ ﺗﻮﺍﺱ ﮐﺎ ﺟﻮﺍﺏ ﺩﯾﻨﮯ ﮐﯽ ﺑﺠﺎﺋﮯ ﻓﻮﺭﺍَ ﺭﻭﻧﯽﺻﻮﺭﺕ ﺑﻨﺎ ﮐﺮ ﮐﮩﯿﮟ ﮔﯽ "ﺷﮑﯿﻞ! ﺗﻢﻣﺠﮫ ﭘﺮ ﺷﮏ ﮐﺮ ﺭﮨﮯ ﮨﻮ، ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﮔﮍﯾﺎﭘﺮ؟؟؟"ﻇﺎﮨﺮﯼ ﺑﺎﺕ ﮨﮯ ﺷﮑﯿﻞ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ ﺍﺱﺟﺬﺑﺎﺗﯽ ﺣﻤﻠﮯ ﺳﮯ ﮐﮩﺎﮞ ﻣﺤﻔﻮﻅ ﺭﮦﺳﮑﺘﮯ ﮨﯿﮟ، ﻟﮩﺬﺍ ﻓﻮﺭﺍَ ﮔﮭﮕﮭﯿﺎ ﮐﺮ ﮐﮩﺘﮯﮨﯿﮟ "ﮐﯿﺴﯽ ﺑﺎﺕ ﮐﺮﺭﮨﯽ ﮨﻮ ﺟﺎﻥ، ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﭘﻨﮯﺑﺎﭖ ﭘﺮ ﺗﻮ ﺷﮏ ﮐﺮﺳﮑﺘﺎ ﮨﻮﮞ، ﺗﻢ ﭘﺮ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ"ﻟﯿﮑﻦ ﯾﮧ ﺍﻟﭩﺎ ﺷﮑﯿﻞ ﭘﺮ ﭼﮍﮪ ﺩﻭﮌﺗﯽ ﮨﯿﮟ،ﻓﻮﺭﺍَ ﺭﻭﺗﮯ ﮨﻮﺋﮯ ﮐﮩﯿﮟ ﮔﯽ "ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ! ﺗﻢ ﻧﮯ ﻣﺠﮫ ﭘﺮ ﺷﮏ ﮐﯿﺎ ﮨﮯ، ﻣﯿﮟﺍﯾﺴﺎ ﺳﻮﭺ ﺑﮭﯽ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺳﮑﺘﯽ ﺗﮭﯽ ﮐﮧﻣﯿﺮﺍ ﺷﮑﯿﻞ ﺍﺗﻨﺎ ﮔﮭﭩﯿﺎ ﺑﮭﯽ ﮨﻮﺳﮑﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ،ﺗﻢ ﻧﮯ ﻣﯿﺮﮮ ﺍﻋﺘﻤﺎﺩ ﮐﺎ ﺧﻮﻥ ﮐﺮﺩﯾﺎ ﮨﮯ، ﭘﻠﯿﺰﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﮐﮩﯿﮟ ﺳﮯ ﺯﮨﺮ ﻻﺩﻭ، ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﺏﺯﻧﺪﮦ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺭﮨﻨﺎ ﭼﺎﮨﺘﯽ" ﺍﻭﺭ ﺷﮑﯿﻞﺻﺎﺣﺐ ﮐﻮ ﻓﻮﻥ ﮐﯽ ﺑﺎﺕ ﺑﮭﻮﻝ ﮐﺮ ﺍﭘﻨﯽﻓﮑﺮ ﭘﮍ ﺟﺎﺗﯽ ﮨﮯ

ﮨﻤﺎﺭﺍ ﻣﺸﻮﺭﮦ ﯾﮧ ﮨﮯ ﮐﮧ ﮔﺮﻝ ﻓﺮﯾﻨﮉ ﻭﮦﺑﻨﺎﻧﯽ ﭼﺎﮨﯿﺌﮯ ﺟﻮ ﮐﻢ ﺍﺯﮐﻢ ﺁﭖ ﺟﺘﻨﺎ ﺿﺮﻭﺭﭘﮍﮬﯽ ﮨﻮﺋﯽ ﮨﻮ ﻭﺭﻧﮧ ﺍﮐﺜﺮ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﻨﮯ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺁﯾﺎ ﮨﮯ ﮐﮧ ﺍﯾﻢ ﺍﮮﭘﺎﺱ ﻟﮍﮐﮯ ﮐﯽ ﻣﯿﭩﺮﮎ ﭘﺎﺱ ﮔﺮﻝ ﻓﺮﯾﻨﮉﺍﮐﺜﺮ ﺍﺱ ﺑﺎﺕ ﭘﺮ ﻧﺎﺭﺍﺽ ﮨﻮﮐﺮ ﺑﯿﭩﮫ ﺟﺎﺗﯽﮨﮯ ﮐﮧ "ﺗﻢ ﻧﮯ ﻣﺠﮭﮯ ﻣﻮﺑﺎﺋﻞ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺭﻧﮓﭨﻮﻧﯿﮟ ﮐﯿﻮﮞ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺑﮭﺮﻭﺍ ﮐﮯ ﺩﯾﮟﺍﺳﯽ ﻃﺮﺡ ﻭﮦ ﮔﺮﻝ ﻓﺮﯾﻨﮉ ﺟﻮ ﺁﭖ ﺳﮯﺗﻌﻠﯿﻢ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﮦ ﮨﻮ، ﻭﮦ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻗﺴﻢﮐﯽ ﻣﺼﯿﺒﺖ ﺑﻦ ﺟﺎﺗﯽ ﮨﮯ۔ ﻓﺮﺽ ﮐﯿﺎ ﮐﮧﻟﮍﮐﺎ ﻣﯿﭩﺮﮎ ﮨﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﮔﺮﻝ ﻓﺮﯾﻨﮉ ﺍﯾﻢ ﺍﮮ ﮨﮯﺗﻮ ﺍﺱ ﮐﺎ ﮨﺮ ﺩﻥ ﯾﮩﯽ ﺷﮑﻮٰﮦ ﮨﻮﮔﺎ "ﺧﺪﺍﮐﯿﻠﺌﮯ ﻧﺬﯾﺮ، ﮐﺒﮭﯽ ﺗﻮ ﮈﮬﻨﮓ ﮐﮯ ﮐﭙﮍﮮﭘﮩﻦ ﺁﯾﺎ ﮐﺮﻭ، ﮐﻮﭦ ﭘﻨﭧ ﮐﮯ ﻧﯿﭽﮯ ﺟﻮﮔﺮ ﮐﻮﻥ ﭘﮩﻨﺘﺎ ﮨﮯ؟"ﺍﺏ ﺑﮭﻼ ﻧﺬﯾﺮ ﮐﯿﺴﮯ ﺑﺘﺎﺋﮯ ﮐﮧ ﺍﺱ ﻧﮯﺟﻮﮔﺮ ﭘﮩﻠﯽ ﺩﻓﻌﮧ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﭘﮩﻨﮯ، ﮐﻮﭦ ﭘﻨﭧ ﭘﮩﻠﯽ ﺩﻓﻌﮧ ﭘﮩﻨﺎ ﮨﮯ۔
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Great thanks for sharing such a humorous piece of writing, It's a noble deed to make somebody laugh in such a stress provoking time & culture.
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buhahahahh! yaar, one of your suggestions is really good ke girl-friend apne caliber ki honi chahiye, matlab aap jitni perhi hui ho.... :P
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buhahahahh! yaar, one of your suggestions is really good ke girl-friend apne caliber ki honi chahiye, matlab aap jitni perhi hui ho.... :P
Lagta ha Farrukh apko kam parhi likhi girlfriend ka bad experience hua ha, is lia puri kahani me ye baat bahut pasand ai ha.
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Lagta ha Farrukh apko kam parhi likhi girlfriend ka bad experience hua ha, is lia puri kahani me ye baat bahut pasand ai ha.
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Hahahh!! Dear, it is a truth you can't put up with a girl less educated than you, for a long time, and vice versa..... LArka yar larki apni caliber aur Haisiyat ki honi chahiye.... Isi men behtireee hai sub kiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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