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1.An actress was filling up a form. There was a column in the form where one was required to state marital status," Married / Unmarried".
And she wrote "Occasionally Married". 2. Father "Idiot. How dare you scold your Mother?" Son "Don't feel Jealous, since you can't do that". 3."My wife has the worst memory". "Does she forget everything?" "No, She remembers everything 4.Nurse "Wake up man" Patient "Why what's the matter" Nurse "Nothing, I just forgot to give the prescribed sleeping pills". 5.Teacher "What is the best way to prevent milk from getting sour?" Student " The best way is to leave it in the cow itself.
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Santa: "What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?"
Banta: "A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito."
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Geo Musharraf : جیو مشرف
"جیو مشرف"
ایک آدمی مچھلی کا شکار کرکے لایا اور بیگم سے کہا کہ اسے پکا کر کھلاو تو بیگم نے جواب دیا نہ بجلی ہے، نہ گیس ہے،نہ پانی ہے ،نہ آٹا ہے،اور نہ کوکنگ آئل ہے۔ آدمی مچھلی کو واپس دریا میں چھوڑ کر آرہا تھا تو۔۔۔۔ مچھلی نے خوشی سے جھوم کر پانی سے اپنا سر نکالا اور کہا۔۔۔۔ "جیو مشرف"
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________________________________________________________________________________________________ My GoaL is to be a Failure! If I reach my GoaL, I'll be Successful and if I don't reach my GoaL, I'll still be Successful. ________________________________________________________________________________________________ Habibrahet |
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Pehlay Candle Light Dinner
Sirf ameer log krty thay aur ab, Sari awam kr rahi hai.... """"GEO MUSHARAF""""
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Nani amma nae munay sae kaha : "Jab tumhay khansi aya karay tu mun k agay haath rakh liya karoo"
Munay nay kaha: "Nani amma app fikar nahi karay , meray dannt app ki tarha nakli nahi hain"
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THIS IS A TEST MESSAGE
DON'T scroll down further, I said Don't scroll down... . . . . . . . . . . . . stop scrolling . . . . . . . . . . . Test result positive English padna sikho!
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"Let's Laugh"
Dear friends
let's try to laugh with the company of Santa and Banta and family. Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao. Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai ? Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu's skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary. Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi ...! Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga. Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai? Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note' Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery' Last edited by Amna; Thursday, May 30, 2013 at 03:06 AM. |
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Wife : I Will Die
Husband : I Will Also Die Wife : Why do you want to Die ? Husband : Because Mein Itni Khushi Bardast Nahi Kar Sakta
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Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai. Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte
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DEDICATED TO MY ALL TIME FAVORITES AND LOVING SOFTWARE ENGINEERS One day, a echanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Chemical Engineer and a Software Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. The car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke. We can check the rods." The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas. We shall check the gas tank." The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system. We shall check the circuitry." All three turned to the Software engineer and said, "What do you think?" -- -- -- -- -- -- The Software Engineer said, "We shall LOG OUT of the car and LOG IN Again."
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Hai ghanimat kay israr-e-hasti sai hum Bay khabr aaie hain, bay khabr jaien gain Q A |
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