A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble.

His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble.

He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help.

He goes into the temple and begins to pray........... "Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto".

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.

The Sardarji goes back to the temple..................... "Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well".

Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!! Back to the temple..................

"My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving.

I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you.

Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???".

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and the Sardarji is confronted by the voice of Lord: "SARDARJI, BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST".

A Molvie Goes to Meera gi for Charity which would be helpful in the making of Madrissa

Molvie: Hum Chandda lene aaey hain
Meera: Ap Log ko kehty hain k Film actress ka Pese Haramm hota hia
Molvie: Hum ap ke diye huey pese se, Madrissy k Bathrooms bnaey gy

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~Time owns each and everything~
~Useless youth if not useful for Pakistan~

Boy to his friend: yar main apni girlfrnd ko kya birthdaygift doon.

Friend:kesi dikhti aie?

Boy:beautiful

Friend:aisa kar mera numbr de de

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Never give someone "all your love"--Save it for the Lord Above.

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.



A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing"
Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"



Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar answered " No No Me ! Banta Singh"



Third one came and asked the same
question, Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to
shift his place.

While walking he saw another Sardar
enjoying the Beach.



He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?". The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing.

The Sardar slapped him on

his face and said "Idiot, they are all searching for you and you are sitting here"

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Bobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father.


"Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Sardar?"

"No son, that's because you are intelligent."


Bobby seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Sardar ??"

"No , that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.



Happy with the answer, Bobby poses another question to his father. "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am a Sardar?"

The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."

Sardar while eating a piece of Chicken, asks from his wife, Sardani

Sardar: Chicken bara mazy dar bana hai, koi khass Masala lagaya tha?
Wife: Ni khass to koi ni, wo chicken Jall gya tha to mein ne BURNOL laga di thi thori....

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~Time owns each and everything~
~Useless youth if not useful for Pakistan~

wife: "agar mai tumary rasty ki dewar hon to tum usy gira kyo nai daity??" said in anger.
husband scuffed his head : jee to bohat chata hai magar dosri dewar banany mai bara kharcha ayega bas yahi soch kar ruk jata hon.

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student:my father's name is laughing, mother's name is smiling..
teacher : you must be joking??
student: no sir,, thats my bro name, iam kidding..

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Then let these shivers go on fire...
And these screams go blind...
And you go sore in the eyes your life is an abyss...
Where your shadow reached before You.

Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force award .

The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission.

He who captures an adult Lion and brings it back alive in the fastest time will be adjudged the best.

First Scotland Yard goes into the forest and comes back in half an hour with a Lion all tied up.

Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up lion.

Lastly the sardar brigade goes in. 15 minutes , half an hour , one hour goes and no sign of our sardarjis.

The judges give up and decide to search for them.

They go into the forest.

After some searching , they find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree.

The sardarjis have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting,"Bol tu sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! "

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Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
&
she is my kidney.

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Never give someone "all your love"--Save it for the Lord Above.

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~Time owns each and everything~
~Useless youth if not useful for Pakistan~