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Student!yarrrrrrrrr Dhoka ho gya,
Dost!kia hua???
Student! Mein ne Ghar se books k lie paisy mangwaye the,
UNHO NE BOOKS HI BEHJ DEEN.....
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Sardar: hum ne kal easy load waley k sath april fool manaya.
Boy: woh kese??

Sardar: Hum ne us ko 100 rupey diya par number ghalat likhwa diya
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A tiger killed a sardar in zoo
a man asked "y did u killed a sardar in crowed"
tiger said: aur nahi tu kya ...kab say keh raha tha
"inni waddi billi...inni waddi billi"
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A school held a contest for kids. The theme was:

"The biggest sacrifice my Dad ever did for me".

Award winning answer was:" He Married my Mom"
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GEO Breaking News:

Multan me aaj baraf giri...

"Aur ab khabrain tafseel kay sath...."

Ek admi cycle py baraf lay ker ja rha tha kay achanak shoper phatny se baraf gir gayi..!!

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Baat ka Btangarr bna kr Geo
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Reporter ny aik Zakhmi sy pocha jb bomb gira.


kiya wo phat gaya tha?


Zakhmi (Ghussey se): Nai wo reeng ker mere qareeb aaya aur pyar se bola


“THAAA”


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2 lahori larkay mar gaye...:-(

naik thy to jannat mein chalay gaye..:-)

par unho ny jannat mein bohat maar khaiii...



pata hai kyun,..................???


jannat mein frishton se kehty hain...

jannat to achi hai,
sub kuch hai,
70hoorain bhi hain,
fruit bhi hai...


par......... lahore lahore ay .........
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Ek shukhs rozana rait ki bori cycle ke peechay rakh kar border cross karta tha.

bohat Dafa check karnay per bhi border force ko kabhi kuch na mila.

Akhir ek din us ko rok kar pooocha giya;

tum aakhir kis cheez ki smuggling kartat ho;

wo bola ;cycle ki........;
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Aik Police Officer ne apne Bete ko dante hue Kha!!!"tum exam mein fail hue ho,so ab tumhara ghar se niklna,tv dkhna,games khailna bund,,,,
Beta!!!"Ye lain 50 Rs,is baat ko yahein khatum Krain...
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Ek aurat k ghar Gas ka bill a gya. wo Gas office gai or officer sy boli,

Na tusse menu ay dasso wey kambakhto! ay dozakh nu pipe mery gharoon gya ay!
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Sardar hath main Cycle pakray huy bhag rha tha

Dost ny awaz de: Sardar G 1 cup chaee pe jao

Sardar: Mery kol ayna time honda tay main cycle ty na bah janda.
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