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1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya
Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein
Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. .



Saudi Prince goes to Germany to study.

A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: "Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train."

Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten ...million dollar check saying:

"Stop embarrassing us! go and get yourself a train too!"


ایک چینی بچہ اپنے پاکستانی دوست بچے سے


چینی بچہ:یار میرے ابو کا چلتے چلتے انتقال ہو گیا۔
پاکستانی بچہ: ہاں یار چائنا کی چیزوں میں یہی پرابلم ہے
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Once a Director,Manager&a clerk were going somewhere.They met a Jin on the way.
Jin! I Can fullfil 1 wish for each of you.
Clerk said in a hurry!"Send me to America with never ending money"
Jin waved his hand and clerk disappeared.
ManAGER wished the same as clerk with Italy as destination.
Now jin asked the Director about his wish.
He said!"I want those 2 idiots back to office before lunch.
Moral!Let the Boss always speak First
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Aik admi doctor ky pass gya or bola: Ghar ja kr mareez check karny ky kitny paisy lo gy?
Doctor: 300 Rupees
Admi: Chlain doctor sahb.
Ghar pounchy to docor ny pocha kh mareez kahan hy?
Admi: mareez koi ni hy,
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Taxi wala 500 maang raha tha….
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Interviewer :

Imagine that u r in a room with all the doors and windows shut and the room

caught fire. How would u escape?

Sardar: Very simple, i'l stop imagining.
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Aik dehaati ny zameen main garha khoda or us mein ja ky beith kr kuch sochny laga.

Aik admi ny pocha: Ae ki ho rya aye paa g?

Dehaati bola: "Dongiyaan sochaan"....
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An applicant was filling out a job application.

When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"

The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
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SARDAR: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi

SON :kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
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What are the most Powerful three words,other than "I Love you"???
"Result A gya hai"
Ye 3 words hanste,khailte bunde ki jan nikal skte hain..

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2 Aurtein aik Darkht k neeche bethi kafi dair se batein kr rahi thein,k achanak Darkht se 1 Aam(Mango)gira,
Pehli Aurat!Ye Aam kaise gira"?
Dosri Aurat khuch bolne hi wali thi k..
Aam khud hath jorr k bola!
"Puk gya hun mein tum dono ki batein sun sun k"
Happy Mango Season...
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DaMN TrUE!
Just when we Sit down to study,everything else on earth gets so interesting,
Eeven Just Starring at the WALL..
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One MNA with low education or perhaps with fake degree was appointed a Minister !
On his first day in office, the Secretary of the Ministry went to see him for courtsy call and sat in front of his table and congrat him. The minister after formalities asked him the purpose of his visit. The secretary replied that he is here just to make a courtsy CALL.
The minister put the telephone set in front of the secretary and said;
"jinian marzi callan karo g, thada apna phone hai"

PS. it is not a joke but a true happening.
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