Husband: Ye Tum Mjhe
Bhary Bazaar Main "A.G"
Kyun Kehti Ho .. ?

Wife: Ab Bhary Bazar
Main "Abay Gadhe"
Kahon Gi Tou Kya Acha
Lage Ga

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No signature...

old phrase..
a bird in hand is better than 2 in bush

new phrase..
a boot on bush is better than 2 in foot

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Then let these shivers go on fire...
And these screams go blind...
And you go sore in the eyes your life is an abyss...
Where your shadow reached before You.

dr;bachay ko pani denay se pehlay boil kr liya karain

sardar;dr is se bacha mr to nhi jae ga???

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Never give someone "all your love"--Save it for the Lord Above.

1 kanjoos sumandar mein gir gaya !

us nay dua ki " Ya ALLAH ! mujhay nikal day, main teray naam ki 1 chawal ki daif doonga !!"

1 lehar ayi aur usko bahar nikal dia !

bahar aa k bola : " Kon si Daig ???"

foran 1 barri lehar ayi aur usko wapis sumandar mein le gai .... kanjoos jaldi se bola " "Ya ALLAH maine poocha tha chicken ya beef ? "

Paros mein naya karaidaar jora aa gaya. Ek roz begum ney kaha: Donon mein bohot mohabbat lag ti hai. Har subha woh office sey jaaney sey pahley bari narmi sey uss ka haath pakar taa hai. Phir kaafi derr tak woh ek doosrey ko palat palat key kudha hafiz kartey rahtey hain. Tum bhi aisa kyoon nahin kartey? Uss ka miya hairaan ho key bola: Lekin main to uss ko jaan ta bhi nahin hoon!


Ek qawwal bar bar yeh misra dohra raha tha:
Main makkah medina aaoon main makkah medina aaoon, jaaoon, aaoon, jaaoon, aaoon, jaaoon. Uss key aaoon jaoon barthey gai to ek admi sey raha na gaya. Woh zor sey bola: Arrey itney pheron ke liye kiraya kahaan sey laaiga?


Interviewer: Farz karo key main tumhey apney ghar bulaoon aur meri biwi boley saahib ghar pey nahin hain aap andar aa jaien to aap kiya kareingey?
Interviewee: Aap apni biwi ki photo dikha sakhtey hain?


Do paagal chall rahey hotey hain to achaanak unn ko khayaal aata hai key hum aam bun key ulta latak jaaein.
Thori derry baad ek girr gaya to pehley ney kaha, "kyoon thakk gain?" to doosra bola nahin pakk gaya..


Miaan: pyaari Rosy, jab main mar jaaon to tum David sey shaadi kar lena.
Biwi: Woh kyoon?
Mian: Ek dafa uss ney mujhey ghalat stock mein paisa doobwaya thaa aur mein uski is baat ka badlaa lena chahta hoon.

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~:PRINCE:~

AYA MAIRA ALLAH MAIRA SINA KHOL DAY
OUR YE AMR MAIRAY LIYA AASAN KAR
OUR MAIRI ZUBAN KI GIRHAIN KHOL DAY
(AAMIN)

Motion/Animated Joke

Wrong mail ID:

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:


To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've reached
Date: 16 Mar 2008

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we
are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to see you TOMORROW!

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~Time owns each and everything~
~Useless youth if not useful for Pakistan~

lol .

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"You were born an original. Don't die a copy."
John Mason

1980:
A: Yaar ye light kab jati hai?
B: Meray khayal main saal main aik do baar...

2001:
A: Ye light kion band hai?
B: Shaid koi technical fault hai...

2009:
A: Ye light kab aaye gi?
B: Jab hamaray ilaaqay ki jaye gi tab tumharay ilaaqay ki aye gi...

2010:
A: Ye light aye gi aaj?
B: Nahi! Aaj Karachi main hai, kal Lahore ki bari ho gi...

2015:
A: Suna hai, pehlay waqtoon main light hoti thi..
B: LIGHT???!!! Wo kia hoti hai???


Final Examination

Maxine, the platinum blonde, reported for her final examination which consisted of Yes/No answers.
She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper, and then in a bit of inspiration, took a quarter out of her purse.
She started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet “Yes” for heads and “No” for tails.
Within 30 minutes she was all done whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out. During the last few minutes of the exam period, Maxine frantically started flipping the coin again.
The moderator, concerned about what she was doing, stopped by her desk and asked if she was ok.
“Oh yes, I’m fine. I finished the exam a half hour ago. But,” explaining the frantic coin tossing, “I’m going back through and checking my answer!”

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I don't give anyone a reason to HATE ME. They create their own drama out of PURE JEALOUSY...!!!