Kharidar: Tum nay mujhe dhoka dia hai
Dukandaar: Sir Main nay app ko asli radio dia hai
Kharidar: radio per MADE IN JAPAN likha hai or radio kehta hai " Ye Radio Pakistan Hai"

Here is a interview given by our Banta for the job in java office�

Interviewer: What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
Banta: Terms are different � nothing more

Interviewer: What is JFC ?
Banta: Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

Interviewer: Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
Banta: Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will
have 3 tyres.

Interviewer: I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which
methodology will follow?
Banta: Send it through courier.

Interviewer: Can I modify an object in CORBA?
Banta: As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Interviewer: How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
Banta: Sorry, Non living things can�t communicate.

Interviewer: Explain RMI Architecture?
Banta: I am a computer professional not an architect student.



Interviewer: What is the use of Servlets ?
Banta: In hotels, they can replace servers.


Interviewer: What is the difference between Process and Threads?
Banta: Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for
process.


Interviewer: What is JAR file ?
Banta: File that can be kept inside a jar.

Interviewer: What is JINI?
Banta: A ghost which was Aladdin�s friend.

Interviewer: How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
Banta: I will give invitation.


Interviewer: What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
Banta: A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Interviewer: Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
Banta: When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.

__________________
Always do what you are afraid to do
Saqib Riaz(TIPO KHAN)

Ek Khudkash bombar nay bomb ka button dabaya lakin dhamaka nahin hoa aur wo behosh ho gaya.Jab Hospital Mein hosh Aaya aur Nurse ko dekha to bola

"Baqi Hoorain kahan Hain?"

__________________
Defeat is not when you fall down, it is when you refuse to get up. So keep getting up when you have a fall.

__________________
Hai ghanimat kay israr-e-hasti sai hum
Bay khabr aaie hain, bay khabr jaien gain
Q A

Once a man was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so another man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

__________________
Defeat is not when you fall down, it is when you refuse to get up. So keep getting up when you have a fall.

Well guys,

its amazing.. keep going with yr jokes.. they r really inciting.. for me, i'd say i dont have any joke in my mind whenver i just see yr posts.. they make me forget mine.. really. i mean it.. if ever any funny stuff flicks across my mind, i'd lub to share that..

but im really enjoying this stuff at the moment..

Regards,
Cosmic libertine

__________________
I possess what even God would never possess despite all His Might and Creativity; a heart full of pain, love, sympathy and sins...

Teacher: Translate this Punjabi sentence into English. Ethay ty anni pei hoi ay.

Student: A blind girl is sleeping here.

Teacher: Agar aur magr ka jumla banao.

Student: Agr mein jumla na bana saka to danda lay ky mery magr magr na ana.

__________________
Defeat is not when you fall down, it is when you refuse to get up. So keep getting up when you have a fall.

__________________
Always do what you are afraid to do
Saqib Riaz(TIPO KHAN)

TEACHER
sabak phir parh SADAQAT ka AMANAT ka SHUJA'AT ka
STUDENT
lo kar lo baat.......
apna yaad hota nahi
aur
SADAQAT ka AMANAT ka SHUJA'AT ka bhi parhein.........

__________________
success is not a place at which one arrives but rather the spirit with which one undertakes and continues the journey

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people in seconds.

Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

Patient: I just did tell you stupid fool!!

__________________
Defeat is not when you fall down, it is when you refuse to get up. So keep getting up when you have a fall.