What is confidence????

A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company's software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.

One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed. Asked why he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight,

he replies :

"If it is the same software that is developed by my company's IT systems
department, this plane won't even take off." !!!!

That is called Confidence!!!

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Defeat is not when you fall down, it is when you refuse to get up. So keep getting up when you have a fall.

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said;
Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to
reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources... I can do it,
but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take
a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said "Lord, I
wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know
how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she
means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly
happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge"?

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We can live without religion and meditation, but we cannot survive without human affection.....

Once in a kindergarten, a teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family". One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay. The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as.......

She wrote:

Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, do bachey they, who bhi bahut gareeb they!!

Ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver, aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they. Ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha.

3 mercedeez car thi, unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi, ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha, aur uppar se ghar mein 1 saal se paint nahi hua tha!!

Family ko holiday ke liye foregin country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they, Ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they!!!

All in all , bahut hi gareeb family thi!!



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The Boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up his Assistant on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent the boss told him that it was an emergency and that he should hurry with the file. After more than 30 minutes the Assistant appears all tired and panting. The Boss asks him why he was panting and what caused the huge delay.
The Assistant replies, 'Sir when I went to the lift it said 'during an emergency please use the staircase'!!!

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Always do what you are afraid to do
Saqib Riaz(TIPO KHAN)

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Defeat is not when you fall down, it is when you refuse to get up. So keep getting up when you have a fall.

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Hai ghanimat kay israr-e-hasti sai hum
Bay khabr aaie hain, bay khabr jaien gain
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Defeat is not when you fall down, it is when you refuse to get up. So keep getting up when you have a fall.

An indian went to a hotel in UK with his wife for dinner.

The waiter came and put the menu on the table.

When he came back, he picked up the menu and asked the man what was his choice. the man started "with due respect i beg to say that i am ill and can not attend my college today therefore kindly give me ..." the waiter went over and ordered for two cups of coffee thinking that both of them had fever.. Wife: aray tumhay tu barri khakkass English aati hay bhai, kamal kar dia hay aaj..

Husband: ooe sohniyye, abhe tu "thirsty Crow" or " Greed is a curse" Rehta hay Jeee. aagay daikhna kya kamaal karta hoon


Regards,
Cosmic libertine

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I possess what even God would never possess despite all His Might and Creativity; a heart full of pain, love, sympathy and sins...

A young man, excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He tells her, 'Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you must try and guess which one I'm going to marry.'

The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. Later, he says, 'Okay Mother dear, guess which one I'm going to marry.'

She immediately replies, 'The one on the right.'

'That's amazing, Ma. You're correct. How did you know?'
The mother replies, 'I don't like her.' ............

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Defeat is not when you fall down, it is when you refuse to get up. So keep getting up when you have a fall.