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Old Tuesday, March 30, 2010
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Father: Beta main is saal exams k baad tumhain bike laazmi le ker dun ga, chahey tum pass ho ya fail,

Son: Sach! Wakai,

Father: Haan sach. ager pass huey to Honda college janey k liye,
or ager fail hogaye to Yamaha doodh bechney k liye


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Attitude of a 'STUDENT'

This exam is tooo easy for me. How could the Examiner make such easy paper.

I'll give him another chance to Challenge Me Next Year
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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

The Russians used a pencil.
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Cricket has reached exciting level with IPL. Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestion:

1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hour and marks to 50.

2. introduce strategic break after 30 minutes.

3. Give free hit i.e, a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers.

4. First 15 min power play, i.e, no invigilator in the examination hall.

5. Introduce their fair play awards.

6. Introduce one award to the most correct answers in the exams i.e, maximum sixes of the match





Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the

holes, a funeral procession goes by on the road beside the course. One of

the golfers, Harry, takes off his cap and stands with his cap to his chest, and

waits for the entire procession to go by. He then puts his cap back on and

proceeds to tee off.

“Gee Harry, that was a very nice gesture on your part. It was very

thoughtful and respectful of you to do that,” his friend says.

“Well,” Harry replies, “I was married to her for 30 years, it was the least I

could do.”
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Aik Angrez Pakistan urdu seekhne aya,jub jane lga to logon ne pucha k "aap ne Pakistan mai kya Bolna seekha"..
Angrez ne kaha"..Light chail gai hai",Light a gai hai"
"Light jane wali hai",light ane wali hai"
"Light nai aye","light nai gai"
"Light ja bhi sakti hai",light aa bhi sakti hai"
Light dim a rhi hai",Light tez aa rhi hai"
"Light aa kyun ni rhi",light ja kyun ni rhi"?
"Light abhi to aye thi",light phir chali gai
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police : , tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jaygi.

criminal: ha ha ha ! mein toh subah uthta he 8 baje hun.


Student: Hurraaah......


Sara syllabus padh liya...


Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...





Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?
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After checkup Dr said to Patient'wife"ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease.If u donot do the following he will die..,Each day fix him healthy breakfast.Be pleasant&in good mood.cook tasty dinner for him.If u can do this for 1 year,ur husband will be OK"...
On the way home,the husband asked:
"what did the doctor say"?
wife said"Doctor ne Jawab de dia hai
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wife husband se: Main ghar chor k ja rahi hoon

Husband : Jaan choro

Wife: Aap ki yeh "jaan" kahene ki aadat bhe na..hamesha mujhe rok leti hai.
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Funny ultimate Truths
whenever I find the Key to Success,Some one changes the lock.
The Road to Success is Always under Construction.
In order to get a loan,you 1st need to prove that You donot need it.
All the desirable things are either illegal,expensive or Married.
Once You have bought something,You will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
When in a queue,the other line always moves faster than yours
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A beautiful lady sitting at a bank near a deep river and she was crying. two men came and asked her why she is crying?
she replied : each wednesday she meets his lover here and today is wednesday and till now he has not arrived. i think he is not faithful to me anymore. i think i should die
after saying so she dive into river.
one man said : what a fool ,given life for a such a thing
the other said: we could have saved her by telling her that its tuesday today not wednesday
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Sardar samunder mein gir gaya. Doobte doobte uske hath mein machli aayi. Usey pakad kr bahar phenka aur bola ja tu toh apni jan bacha le.
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