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1st Friend: Oye agar raat ko neend na aaye tu kya kiya jaye ?
2nd Friend: O yara neend ka intezar karne se tu behtar hai aadmi so jaye... _________________________________ Judge: Tum teesri bar adalat aa rahe ho, tumhain sharam nahin aati ? Mujrim: Oh janab, tusi roz aanday o, tuwano te fer doob marna chahida aye.... |
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A poster showing a fish caught on a hook with the caption read:
"Even a fish would have stayed out of trouble if it had kept its mouth shut.."
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Only 10% men have brains,
rest have wives! (George Bernard Shaw)
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"Tumhary nafs ki qeemat Janat hay isy Janat say kam qeemat pey na bechna." "Jiyo to istarh ky log tum sy milny ko tarsy; maro to istrah k log tumharee mot par royain" |
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Judge: why r u arrested?
Man: for shopping early? Judge: well, that’s not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Man: before opening the shop ************** Aik admi ko current laga, Begum ne us say pocha, kuch howa to nahin? Admi: mujhay kuch nahi howa,bahir ja kar daikho units kitnay giray hain........
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Defeat is not when you fall down, it is when you refuse to get up. So keep getting up when you have a fall. |
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#615
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Love is,when we drink the same coconut water putting two straws simutaneously..
Friendship-is when we have 1 coconut water and we use only 1 straw drinking 1 after another and each time saying, "Oye,pura mut pe jana!!tera koi bharosa nhi hai"
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#616
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Race dekhty huwy Sardar ny dosry sy pocha: Inam kis ko milega?
2nd: Sub sy agy waly ko. Sardar: To phr peechy waly kyun bhag rahy hain!!
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"Tumhary nafs ki qeemat Janat hay isy Janat say kam qeemat pey na bechna." "Jiyo to istarh ky log tum sy milny ko tarsy; maro to istrah k log tumharee mot par royain" |
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aik haqiqat
1 angraiz Pakistani say; you people r of different colours,look all of us are white... Pakistani replied: horses are of different colours while all donkeys are of the same colour..
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#618
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Pappu k ghar guest a gaey,
Pappu k Father ne kaha, "Jao beta ja k Mehamano k lie khuch le k ao"... Pappu Bahr gaya,aur... "Rikshaw le aya"
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In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name Sardar:I dont know Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me. Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)! Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone.
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MAn at Oil Pump: 1 Rupy ka petrol dal do
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol dalwa k kahan jana hy? MAn: Jana kahan hy, hum to aisy he paisy urane k shoqin hain..........!
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"Tumhary nafs ki qeemat Janat hay isy Janat say kam qeemat pey na bechna." "Jiyo to istarh ky log tum sy milny ko tarsy; maro to istrah k log tumharee mot par royain" Last edited by Surmount; Sunday, May 23, 2010 at 06:46 PM. Reason: It could be offensive for some members. :)) |
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