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1st Friend: Oye agar raat ko neend na aaye tu kya kiya jaye ?

2nd Friend: O yara neend ka intezar karne se tu behtar hai aadmi so jaye...

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Judge: Tum teesri bar adalat aa rahe ho, tumhain sharam nahin aati ?

Mujrim: Oh janab, tusi roz aanday o, tuwano te fer doob marna chahida aye....
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Judge: why r u arrested?
Man: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping?
Man: before opening the shop

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Aik admi ko current laga,
Begum ne us say pocha, kuch howa to nahin?
Admi: mujhay kuch nahi howa,bahir ja kar daikho units kitnay giray hain........
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Love is,when we drink the same coconut water putting two straws simutaneously..
Friendship-is when we have 1 coconut water and we use only 1 straw drinking 1 after another and each time saying,
"Oye,pura mut pe jana!!tera koi bharosa nhi hai"
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Race dekhty huwy Sardar ny dosry sy pocha: Inam kis ko milega?

2nd: Sub sy agy waly ko.

Sardar: To phr peechy waly kyun bhag rahy hain!!
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Pappu k ghar guest a gaey,
Pappu k Father ne kaha,
"Jao beta ja k Mehamano k lie khuch le k ao"...
Pappu Bahr gaya,aur...
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In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.




Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!




Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.
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MAn at Oil Pump: 1 Rupy ka petrol dal do

Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol dalwa k kahan jana hy?

MAn: Jana kahan hy, hum to aisy he paisy urane k shoqin hain..........!
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